Blatant flamebait and sweeping generalization here

[leftofthedial]

Unsubstantiated ignorant divisive opinion guaranteed to really piss off someone here

How about a pointless, infuriating, smarmy question here?

[ChoralScholar]

1. Intentionally aloof question designed to hijack the thread. EOM

[leftofthedial]

5. preemptively nasty comeback filled with epithets

vague veiled threats and not quite name calling

[Floogeldy]

2. What else is gnu?

:)

[leftofthedial]

6. yak yak yak

all you clique members really do prefer underpants, don't you?

[Renew Deal]

3. Is Dean really a Rove plant?

Remember, Dean was Rove's pick in the Democratic primary. Is Dean a Bushbot in disguise? And what about his followers?

[leftofthedial]

7. he needs to resign

before he does any more damage

he's not only a plant, he's a vegetable

a screaming endive

[Gatchaman]

4. Cindy Sheehan is a pain in the ass

and is doing far more harm than good.

How's THAT for flamebait, motherfucker!

[leftofthedial]

8. a pain in your ass maybe, turd nozzle

she gets me right in the neck.

How's THAT?

[SofaKingLiberal]

21. You are a fucking freeper!

How dare you post something I disagree with you mother fucking son of a bitch!

[leftofthedial]

27. you swear like a (insert category of people intended to offend here)

I see your motherfucker and raise you a dogsucker you degenerate feakish moran.

Plus, we only disagree because you're wrong.

[SofaKingLiberal]

30. I am never wrong!

Go back to getting your scrub down with Ted Baxter and his loofah!

[leftofthedial]

39. You are too wrong!

Go call Rush Limpboy and tell him all about how the mean DUer made you feel bad!

[elshiva]

9. Leading Statement ( e.g. "I smell a troll")

Puke smiley :puke:

[leftofthedial]

10. standard mumbling denial of freeperhood

feigned outrage

:eyes: eyes smiley

[elshiva]

12. sarcastic apology, feigned humility

and a return eyes smiley :eyes:

[leftofthedial]

16. feckless name calling

self-aggrandizing appeal to personal values and accomplishments

one too many puke smilies :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[elshiva]

24. KETCHUP! PRUNES!

[leftofthedial]

29. so you *have* eaten in New Orleans

[elshiva]

33. I have not had gastronomical relations with that city.

[leftofthedial]

37. oh, ketchup prunes was something else

my mistake

[elshiva]

38. KETCHUP PRUNES = This is a sex thread and it is going to

be history in 8 seconds, honey!

[leftofthedial]

42. 7, 6, 5 . . .

[huskerlaw]

11. Who cares about New Orleans?

I mean seriously, what kind of dumbass builds a house under sea level when surrounded by water in a hurricane zone anyway? Besides, that city was just fucking weird...with all that voodoo and French shit and black people.

Helluva Job, Brownie!

[elshiva]

13. FREEP TROLL REPUKE!

[huskerlaw]

18. Damn straight

ya Mardi Gras lovin' moran!

[elshiva]

23. I am bisexual, WHAT!

[huskerlaw]

32. Oh, this is series.

You're one of them there bisexuals? I bet you're pissed that woman from Desperate Housewives didn't win the Oscar for her little gay movie. Women pretending to be men. What is this world coming too. Thank god she didn't beat out that cute little Reese Witherspoon. Now there was a movie with great family values. A little drinkin', a little druggin', a little cheatin'...it's all good cuz they were country singers. And country singers are all Republicans, and I love me some Republicans. But not that kind of love, like those boys in Brokeback Mountain. Damn Hollywood liebrul elites. Our country is going to hell.

[elshiva]

34. Reese Witherspoon is sexy!

[leftofthedial]

43. I'll say

and so was June

[leftofthedial]

14. seriously

and the music was lame, derivative and half-assed.

and the titty flashers at Mardi Gras were all ugly.

and don't even get me started on the crappy food . . .

[elshiva]

15. WTF!

[leftofthedial]

19. New Orleans was more about lifestyle than it was about

music and architecture and food and history and culture and fun and clothes and did I mention the food?

[SofaKingLiberal]

17. I am sick and tired of improper use of the apostrophe!

[FuzzySlippers]

20. Oops. Wrong place.

[leftofthedial]

46. I bet that happens alot

doesn't it?

[FuzzySlippers]

50. Up yours, asshole.

[leftofthedial]

51. and yours

ya bastid ya

:toast:

[leftofthedial]

22. I'm sick and tired of people writing "improper use" when

the much simpler "misuse" would suffice.

[SofaKingLiberal]

26. Grammar Nazi!

[leftofthedial]

31. that would be "grammer nazi" for the likes of you

wouldn't it?

[SofaKingLiberal]

41. Nope

:P

[leftofthedial]

44. Okay, so we agree then

[FuzzySlippers]

25. Woody Allen is a perv!!!!1!!

[leftofthedial]

45. And you know this how?

Personally I wouldn't do any 14 year old who would have me or my member

or something like that

[Tsiyu]

28. Superfluous praise encouraging your radical OP

headbang and yourock smilies HERE

[leftofthedial]

35. Right on!

At least somebody here has some sense.

:hi: :thumbsup: :bounce:

[Deja Q]

36. I am an insensitive, condescending, and intrusive worm unworthy of

being called those things as a direct response to my face.


Well, I didn't think I was but apparently I am...

[leftofthedial]

40. you aren't intrusive

particularly

[Deja Q]

48. But I am condescending and insensitive.

And I needn't ever be told that to my face... and I am virtually never consciously condescending or insensitive. Ironically, the only time I would be is the time I like to flant the name of my categorized P.D.D. to everybody... :irony:

[ghostsofgiants]

47. You left out the popcorn emoticon.

[leftofthedial]

49. that's because hip hop sucks

:popcorn:






































:sarcasm:

[AussieDave]

52. Withering response to attention-seeking, headline-grabbing OP

with oblique reference to OP's level of intelligence, followed by dazzling flourish of epithets questioning parentage, social status and personal hygiene. Final flouncing out of the room.


(exeunt stage left)




:o




How'm I doing so far ??

[leftofthedial]

75. well, you exeunted

which is a start . . .




:D

[AussieDave]

85. Why thank you - I can keep exeunting if you like............

Not sure where I'll end up, though.............

[liberaltrucker]

53. Alabama has too goddamn many rednecks

and, uh, minorities:grr:

[SofaKingLiberal]

54. No, it would be better if all the rednecks just moved to Alabama.

Then we could just put up a wall around the state.

[liberaltrucker]

55. I thought we did that with the wall around Mississippi

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

56. Maybe so. and I know I'm weakening my position, but...

Elvis is still The King!

[liberaltrucker]

58. I bow to your logic

The King was born a mere 95 miles from my Bama hometown:toast:

[BikeWriter]

62. Alrighty, Brother. I salute the King. Long live the King!

:patriot:

[liberaltrucker]

64. Right on bro/sis

:patriot:

[leftofthedial]

78. while you're bamafyin'

don't forget Hank Williams

[leftofthedial]

76. and religiously insane gun-nut terraists

[rockymountaindem]

57. Y'all're Communists!

That should get the grammar police on my case too. Imagine, two contractions in one word! Ha!!!

[In_The_Wind]

59. that thar cant never be right

:hide:
:popcorn:

[rockymountaindem]

60. Booooooo... booooo...

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[In_The_Wind]

61. ~

:cry:
You're bein' mean to me!
Dammit!
I grew up in Georgia.
I can kid around like that iffin' I want to!
So. There!

[rockymountaindem]

63. I'm sorry!

Y'all're good people :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

65. Thank ya kindly!

It was silly of me to play in a flamebait game.
My peach fuzz got singed.

[leftofthedial]

77. All'y'all're Commonists

give that to yer grammer poe-leese.

[Random_Australian]

66. Me? A freep? Nooooo......

Hah! Haven't you ever heard of diversity! Think you're all liberal but ban me from the forum for posting stuff that makes sense and for bieng a/ an dsylexic native american sight impaired immigrant muslism transexual! Haven't you ever heard of diversity! I (Haven't you ever heard of diversity!) will (Haven't you ever heard of diversity!) stop (Haven't you ever heard of diversity!) now

[leftofthedial]

79. that's certainly diverse

which is unMurkan.

[Jamastiene]

67. Is it me, or do we just have this underlying urge to have

a melee every now and again just for fun?
:popcorn:

[leftofthedial]

80. melee! melee!

melee! melee!
melee! melee!
melee! melee!


there is nothing underlying about my urges, buster.

[Jamastiene]

88. Wow, you are a feisty one, aren't ya?

You remind me of some others on here lately. It's like a collective urge to just start something. I love it here.

[SOteric]

68. Sardonic riposte here

Which will be angrily misinterpreted by both of the only two people to bother reading it.

[Random_Australian]

69. No, us

Southernerns are way to intelligent to do that... instead I'll flaunt my intelligence by repeating Rush Limbaugh's talking points.

HEY WOW AND SERIOUS! I just realised I AM a southerner! Southern Hemisphere Woohoo!

[SOteric]

71. Welcome to DU, my antipodean friend.

:hi:

What brings you to our little discussion board of the Banana Republic that U.S. politics has become?

[leftofthedial]

82. Australia

That's what I like about the south.

[leftofthedial]

81. well here's one, and I'm pissed

and I didn't misinterpret anything

I'm merely quoting your sardonic riposte

oh bother

[NMMNG]

70. I'm glad that "Blah" won at the Oscars instead of "Pooh"

which I couldn't even be bothered to see because:

1. I think Blah was a better movie (even though I didn't see the other movie, so I have no real basis of comparison)
2. Blah is about people, and Pooh is just about Islam. More people can relate to movies about people than movies about Islam because they are all people, whereas not everybody is Muslim
3. There is no hatred of Muslims in America.

:sarcasm:

[DrGonzoLives]

72. Utterly ridiculous

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

[Gormy Cuss]

73. Who are you to judge?

:evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

74. bad breath?

sorry.














:rofl:

[underpants]

83. Douche-whistle

you forgot douche-whistle, Hitler.

:wow:

[madinmaryland]

84. This is the problem that I have with ...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[BlueStorm]

86. I can never come up with anything this witty...

Curse my ever-lasting fibromyalgic brain fog!!!

Blu

[Merrick]

87. I think Hitler was da bomb!!!

okay, he might've gone a bit too far, but he had a lot of really great ideas y'all!!!

Peace.

[SofaKingLiberal]

89. Hillary Clinton