Girls just want to be...er,,um.. patriotic

[SoCalDem]

WARNING.. girls in bikinis.. clothed..but barely

http://www.alamoflag.com/alamoflag/SwimWear/apparel_swimwear_bikinijoe.html

[PVnRT]

1. Maybe it's just me

but when I see a woman's ribs pushing against her skin like a starving third-world child, I just can't get terribly excited.

[SoCalDem]

3. That's why they have to buy the fake plastic boobies.

When you are 5'9" and weigh 115, you don't get the "real ones".:evilgrin:

[PVnRT]

4. I'm not even talking about fake plastic mammary glands

Those women are so underweight it's scary. I'm surprised their skin hasn't turned orange from eating nothing but carrots, or whatever it is they do to starve themselves.

[LynneSin]

6. Celery - You can actually lose weight by eating celery

Carrots have too many calories.

Yes, there are so few calories in celery that you'll actually expend more energy eating the celery that you get from the stalk itself!

[PVnRT]

10. Celery - nasty

If the woman I'm with can't enjoy a steak, or a good plate of pasta, then the relationship is over.

[BiggJawn]

2. Wonder if Kik Armstrong had tried one of those....

If Lance and her would still be together?
Prolly not....

Those sure made me glad there's a Texas!

[absyntheNsugar]

5. WAH! I can't follow the link...

and I was gonna comment - I may get flamed for this, but there is nothing sexier than a woman in an American Flag bikini. I know I know....and now is not the time to wear such a thing....but I've always like Texas Flag and US Flag bikinis....

[RebelOne]

7. I have a friend in Florida who has a flag bikini.

And when she walks down the beach, all the guys say "God Bless America."

[VelmaD]

8. Nothing sexier?

Really?

Perv. :P

[moz4prez]

9. that's an ABOMINATION

you're not supposed to make use of the flag as a pattern for a frikkin THONG

jesus christ this country is doomed

[KG]

11. using ol' glory as butt floss, how, uh, patriotic!

[zbdent]

12. Should keep this link in mind - next time some "liberal desecrates"

the flag -

Remind them that there's a bunch of pictures of people with the flag stuck in their asses, and other people making $$$ off the pics.

Whack them upside the head with this.