I'm an asshole-ask me anything!

[Forkboy]

[NashVegas]

1. Do You Drive an SUV?

>:]

[Forkboy]

3. nope..a 78 Datsun 510

:)

[Booberdawg]

21. Not Again!!

LOL!

I think he finally went to bed!

[Amaya]

2. are you clean?

:shrug:

[Forkboy]

4. clean body,dirty mind

:)

[Lady Freedom]

28. Ohhhhh.

How dirty?

[Forkboy]

43. pretty dirty

:evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

60. How dirty?

:9 :evilgrin:

[LincolnMcGrath]

61. This dirty?

[Forkboy]

62. dirty enough

to make Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee blush :)

[Lady Freedom]

67. ohhhhhhh

hummmmmm:9

[Forkboy]

69. Hey

say hi to my mother...she's in Joplin right now visiting her mom! Small world :shrug:

[sasquatch]

5. why do you consider yourself an Asshole

What makes you think you are an asshole

[Forkboy]

11. I'm sarcastic,a wiseass

and continually rub people the wrong way.It's the only explanantion I can think of :shrug:

[Maddy McCall]

6. Do others consider you an a-hole?

Why do you think you are?

[Forkboy]

12. many seem to

see above for the second part :)

[MountainLaurel]

7. How many pounds per square inch

Of pressure is required to move out a meal of bran flakes and orange juice?

[Forkboy]

14. I dont know the exact answer

but one good squeeze usually works for me :D

[2cents]

8. Question

Is the life of an asshole all it's cracked up to be?

[Forkboy]

15. yes

if you dont mind being the butt of jokes :)

[DS1]

9. Quilted or double-ply?

[Forkboy]

16. I'm cheap

double ply (I'd say single ply but I'm not THAT cheap).

[no_hypocrisy]

10. What's it really like to be pResident of the United States?

n/t

[Forkboy]

18. Awesome

I get all the games for my Gameboy free!

[Cha]

13. No you're Not!

Do you play hockey? :D

[Forkboy]

19. Every chance I get

it's better than sex!!

[ForrestGump]

17. When did you first know that you were one?

Before or after I figured it out? :-)

[Forkboy]

20. lmao...before

wiseass! :spank:

:)

[libtexan]

22. O.K., Greg, stop!

My Mepublican brother has a twisted sense of humor. Don't give him any more attention, y'all.

No, my question is: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Forkboy]

23. the omellete

:shrug:

[Kenneth ken]

24. ?

I was just reading a different thread that mentioned "light, sweet, crude" oil. Who/why/how/when did anyone decide that was a good name for oil?

thread: <http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=90400&mesg_id=90400&page=>

[Forkboy]

26. it was a bunch of drunk people

they argued for days and days over which word to use,then finally just proclaimed,"Fuck it...we'll call it all of them!".

[nuxvomica]

25. How do you tell the difference between shit and shinola?

I'll ask the same question on "I am a shoe -- ask me anything!"

[Forkboy]

27. Get a republican..

show them both and ask which is which.Once they answer assume it's the opposite. :)

[nuxvomica]

48. Sounds right. The murkier the evidence, the more likely it's shit

But a Repub will insist it's shinola and rub it on everybody's shoes except his own. :)

[ZenLefty]

29. How thankful are you...

...that I asked DU Admin to include a hockey avatar? :D

[Forkboy]

34. So YOU'RE the one!!!

I'd give you a high five,but in the spirit of our avs I'll just give you a hip check!!!

:D

[buddhamama]

30. from one asshole to another

i ask, is there a cure?

should i worry myself sick that i am asshole or spend my energies trying to convert?

[Forkboy]

35. you lie

dont give this real asshole a bad name by pretending...you're faaaaar too nice :)

But to answer your questions,

no

I wouldn't worry about converting because assholishness is contagious :)

[BurtWorm]

31. Do you have hemmorhoids?

[Forkboy]

36. hmmm

you mean those flaming,burning,stringy,bloody,can't sit down things?

never heard of them

[Angel]

32. How do I

get rid of those little gnomes that live in my kitchen?

[Forkboy]

37. stop leaving food around for me...er,the gnomes...to eat

:evilgrin:

[buddhamama]

33. you know

without assholes i think we'd all be dead.

[Forkboy]

38. could you put that in the form of a question?

:D

[buddhamama]

39. wiseass

:-)
do you foresee negative effects on people if they are without assholes? :D

[Forkboy]

44. Well

only for Dems.The repubs are already full of shit so we wouldn't see any change :)

[Terwilliger]

40. fuck you?

thats my question and I'm sticking it into-- er, sticking to it

[Forkboy]

45. do I get a dinner first?

:D

[Terwilliger]

52. no...just get down on your knees

theres a good Fork...

[Skittles]

41. WHO SAYS YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE?

Oh - you do? Never mind. :D

[Forkboy]

46. thats right

no one knows me better than me,and even I don't like me :)

[dragonquest8]

42. Why do you have to be such an asshole anyway

[Forkboy]

47. Too much Bugs Bunny watching

it warped my fragile little brain :)

[Catshrink]

49. Were you born an asshole

... or did you work at it your whole life?



(That's a song, but I can't remember who wrote or performed it.)

[Forkboy]

50. practice makes perfect!

:)

[ChemEng]

51. Preparation H or those medicated pads?

[Forkboy]

54. Ice cubes

:)

[ChemEng]

56. Ever consider a block of dry ice?

[Forkboy]

57. when you have hemmerhoids

you'll consider anything!

[Darranar]

53. If you have five assholes...

and one of them is you and the other is George Bush, whcih other three assholes would you put in who are more assholic then you but less than Bush?

[Forkboy]

55. hmm

I'm afraid if I answer that I'll get banned :D

[burr]

58. Do you consider other assholes to be self-righteous...

our do you consider yourself to always be right???

[Forkboy]

59. righteousness isn't a prerequisite for assholishness

but it helps :)

I once thought I was mistaken...but I was wrong.

[SweetZombieJesus]

63. Should I stop gloating about verbally abusing a freeper in this thread?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=96704&mesg_id=96704&page=

Or am I right in thinking that my posts to him are damn fine writing?

[Forkboy]

65. Gloating is the hallmark of assholes

so I'm all for it :D

Well done...it was an especially righteous post! :thumbsup:

[classics]

64. Do chicks dig that, you being an asshole?

n/t

[Forkboy]

66. Probably not

but,asshole that I am,I could care less :)

[Lady Freedom]

68. Probably

assholes can be alot of fun!;)

[Forkboy]

70. *snarf*

I'm probably reading waaaay more into that then I should :D