I'm this close to lapsing into a coma

[terrya]

I'm on a corporate conference call right now. Some vice president is droning on and on about something or other.

God, this is a new level of sheer boredom...

[eyesroll]

1. Play "Bullshit Bingo."

http://www.companyculture.com/topics/BullshitBingo.htm

[terrya]

3. Thank you!

Thank you, thank you!

My god, this call is soul crushingly boring...

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. Welcome to my world

I wish I got a couple of pennies a minute for each conference call I have during the week. I'll make an extra fifty bucks or so.

[terrya]

4. "Moving forward" seems to be the watchwords right now.

So, our mission is to move forward. I'll write this down...

[hfojvt]

5. I doubt if it will last as long

as a college physics class. :boring: Those physics profs. They know how to stop time - second hands become minute hands. Minutes become hours. Instead of a coma, I usually experience "mindscream".

[terrya]

6. Oh, no...now a finance vice president is talking

Help...help...