Should I stop all these birds from laying waste to the town?

[anarch]

Poll question: Should I stop all these birds from laying waste to the town?

:shrug:

[LaurenG]

1. We just have to learn to stop pissing off the wildlife

:rofl:

[anarch]

2. well, from the results so far, I guess the birds can go ahead

and kill everybody, for all you people care.

[WeRQ4U]

3. If they're pigeons.........

I would suggest torturing them as well. I hate 'em.

[XemaSab]

4. It's part of the natural process!

[BikeWriter]

5. It's the bird's natural instinct to hunt and kill people.

[flvegan]

6. That town just needs more feral/roaming cats.

At least, it would seem.

[BikeWriter]

9. Yep, they'd soon kill all those damned noisy birds!

Of course, the cars and the crazys would kill a lot of cats, too, but that's the cost of progress!

[flvegan]

10. Then we'd just have to

release packs of dogs to kill the cats that we needed to kill the birds. If that gets out of hand (the dogs), we'll need to acquire a multitude of lions!

[BikeWriter]

12. Call out the mountain lions!

[flvegan]

14. And then, to correct how we've maligned nature...

open season on mountain lions!! Good thing my .50 cal is oiled and ready!

[BikeWriter]

15. I'll be wearing a "painter" hide before sundown!

[flvegan]

16. Entrails for everyone!! Woo hoo!!

[BikeWriter]

18. Something in the brush with C-O-W on its side... A Cowgar?

[Richardo]

7. "I married my wife in the month of June, Risseldy-rosseldy mow-mow-mow"

I carried her off
In a silver spoon,
Risseldy, Rosseldy,
Hey bambassity,
Nickety, nackety,
Retrical quality,
Willowby, wallowby,
Mow, mow, mow.

She combed her hair
But once a year,
Risseldy, rosseldy,
Mow, mow, mow,
With every rake
She shed a tear,
Risseldy, Rosseldy,
Hey bambassity,
Nickety, nackety,
Retrical quality,
Willowby, wallowby,
Mow, mow, mow.

She swept the floor
But once a year,
Risseldy, rosseldy,
Mow, mow, mow,
She swore her broom
Was much to dear,
Risseldy, Rosseldy,
Hey bambassity,
Nickety, nackety,
Retrical quality,
Willowby, wallowby,
Mow, mow, mow.

She churned her butter
In Dad's old boot,
Risseldy, rosseldy,
Mow, mow, mow,
And for a dasher
Used her foot,
Risseldy, Rosseldy,
Hey bambassity,
Nickety, nackety,
Retrical quality,
Willowby, wallowby,
Mow, mow, mow.

The butter came out
A grizzly gray,
Risseldy, rosseldy,
Mow, mow, mow,
The cheese took legs
And ran away,
Risseldy, Rosseldy,
Hey bambassity,
Nickety, nackety,
Retrical quality,
Willowby, wallowby,
Mow, mow, mow.

Got earworm? :)

[Dave Reynolds]

8. Unleash the cats!

[BikeWriter]

11. Let loose the hounds, tally ho!

[Benfea]

13. Suburbanites are the natural prey of birds.

You wouldn't interfere with nature, would you? Who are you to subvert God's Will?

[Hobarticus]

17. What birds? All I see is a street spanking...n/t