Why is this man grabbing his crotch?

[Harper_is_Bush]

[SledDriver]

1. Checking to make sure it's still there? n/t

[sendero]

2. And...

... having a helluva time with the actual verification. :)

[Deja Q]

20. !

:spray: :rofl:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

3. When Ya Gotta Shift, Ya Gotta Shift.

:)

[Patchuli]

4. His crown jewels are itchy?

Oops. Sorry. Gross. eeewwwuu. heheee

[BringEmOn]

5. Hey, baby, I got about an hour left on my Cialis boner

or is that a Boehner?

[TahitiNut]

6. ... because nobody else will??

:shrug:

[nikatnight]

7. Who cares?

Here's a better question - do you not think this guy has earned the right to grab his crotch? And it looks more to me like he's adjusting a strap. For Pete's sake, he's saving baby seals!

[Orsino]

8. Because it's rude to grab other people's? n/t

[buddysmellgood]

9. Caption. "Warden, this fuzzy thing just swallowed my penis."

[TexasLawyer]

10. A compensatory gesture n/t

[gunsaximbo]

11. getting out his club?

[Catherine Vincent]

12. Michaljacksonitis!

:evilgrin:

[Mr_Spock]

13. "Cause he's lost - he thought he was in the lounge...

:P

[FSogol]

14. Aren't we liberals? Isn't this type of thing ok?

;-)

[Gabi Hayes]

15. wtf does that picture have to do w/link? and, if they're out there to

save the harp seals, I don't care WHAT he's doing with his package

if they're out there for any other reason, I hope it falls off into the swiftly melting icepack

[Harper_is_Bush]

19. the link is my sig

and the idiot doesn't know WHAT he's doing out there.

He's posing with a pic of a seal that has been illegal to hunt in Canada since the 70's.

[DemoTex]

16. Love in a Cold Climate

Eh?

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Is that Paul Mccartney?

:wtf:

[Ivan Sputnik]

25. Yes!

The file name for the photo is:
mccartney_seal_cp_9602976

[no name no slogan]

18. because he can

[EstimatedProphet]

21. The seal looks disgusted

"Can you believe this shit? Can't this guy leave his package alone?"

[marzipanni]

22. Snowsuits, frigid temperatures and prostate enlargement

don't go together very well.

[Ivan Sputnik]

23. Jock itch

It's hell when you're wearing a one-piece snow suit.

[ghostsofgiants]

24. Maybe he's a rapper.

[6000eliot]

26. Allergic to seals?

Hot for seals?

[NMMNG]

27. Maybe he has to pee?

:shrug:

[xchrom]

28. paul's peepee is cold.

[peacefreak]

29. Mick does it all the time

& he gets to play in Brazil.

[Benfea]

30. "Killin' baby seals gives me a woody!" -nt