BREAKING: Cheney offers hunting trip to (any and all) Iraq War critics

[ozymandius]

(AP-Washington) In a defiant display to counter Iraq war criticism, Vice President Cheney offers to host a hunting trip for anyone critical of the war in Iraq.

Cheney, holding his Italian-made 18 guage shotgun over his head, angrily denounced critics of the war that is now into its third year without resolution.

"Come on down to Texas and see how the big boys play," says Cheney, spittle hurtling over the podium. "You might 'learn a thing or two'," he added.

The office of the Vice President declined to answer if any volunteers would be allowed to carry arms of any kind while being Cheney's guest.