Would you take career advice from Brian Dunkelman (?)

[underpants]

Brian Dunkleman takes part in an 'American Idol' television episode on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 in Los Angeles. Dunkleman admits it. He can't help but wonder if he might have been a mega-star on the rise, just like Ryan Seacrest, if he hadn't quit as co-host of 'American Idol' after the hit reality show's first season. 'I wanted to be a performer, not someone who introduced other performers,' Dunkleman told 'Inside Edition' in an interview to be aired Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2006. So he walked away from the hit reality show after its debut season in 2002.(AP Photo/Fox, Ray Mickshaw)


WHOOOOOOOOOPS!

[Fenris]

1. "He can't help but wonder if he might have been a mega-star on the rise"

Ryan Seacrest is a mega-star on the rise?

And no one named Brian Dunkelman is going to outdo a man with bleached eyelashes and blinding white horse teeth named Ryan Seacrest.

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2. On the rise?

[Fenris]

3. That is one depressing picture.