Fun with science: 12 degrees, a bottle of water, a van with W04 stickers..

[YellowRubberDuckie]

and Sooner paraphernalia. We stopped by walmart because we needed some food supplies. Don't start with the Walmart sermons. That's not what this thread is about. Anyway, Skip noticed the idiot who parked next to us had GOP and W 05 stickers all over the place. We had a bottle of water in the floorboard. Knowing it was like 12 degrees outside at the time, Skip gets a brilliant plan. He takes the water bottle, pours the water over the door handle, and down the place where the door opens. He pours the entire bottle, a liter, over the line. A thick piece of ice forms over the door. :evilgrin: A simple, fun activity you too can enjoy with the one you love. It was funny cause the guy was still trying to get into his vehicle when we came back out like an hour later. He apparently hadn't thought to get into the other side.
Duckie

[huskerlaw]

1. ....

:rofl: You are evil. I love that in a person. :evilgrin:

Next time take pictures. ;)

[Jamastiene]

2. If I ever get to be president, I will honor you and your friend's

brilliance and bravery with a medal of honor. My hat is off to you. Not only have you proven yourself to be a worthy warrior in our war on bullshitting repukes, but you have lightened my mood today.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. You know there are security cameras in WalMart parking lots?

I certainly don't want to spoil your fun but I would hate to see you get caught.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. There was a very large vehicle on the other side of us.

And even if there hadn't been...And he's not bright enough to figure any of it out.
Duckie

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. I hope not Duckie

[China_cat]

10. There's security cameras

but there's no one watching them...they won't pay for a human monitor.

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. My car got hit in the WalMart parking lot

WalMart let me come in and look at the security tapes to find the car that hit me.

[China_cat]

13. But if you hadn't asked

the tape would have been reused and nobody would have reported the accident.

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. True

Let's hope this idiot doesn't make the connection.

[xchrom]

4. he hadn't thought to try the other side?

oh my....:think:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. Okay, now THAT is too fucking funny.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[catmandu57]

8. Did you casually ask what the problem was?

and then walk around the car yanking open the passenger door.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

9. We just laughed and left...

Let that stupid Sooner Sheep figure it out for himself.
Duckie

[ucmike]

12. someone stuck a squid or octopus on my friend's windshield

on a very cold night. he must have committed some parking lot offense and the person was willing to splurge for a whole octopus/squid in the grocery store.

the squid was frozen to the wipers and into the vent below the windshield. there was no getting it off. he ended up leaving it there till the morning and had to let it defrost to remove it.