Sick Joke

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My father-in-law, a retired pastor, told me this one:

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Three stray dogs are wandering around, looking for food. They knock over a pungent garbage can and find lots of rancid, nasty garbage. Two of the dogs set to it, and gobble it up. A few minutes later, one of those dogs pukes it up in a steaming, stinking mess.

The third dog promptly devours it, and then says, "Thanks! I was waiting for a hot meal."