I'm Rubber And Your Glue, Whatever Your Candidate Says Bounces Off Me

[matcom]

and sticks to you!

.....and other musings from our 'coveted' GD

:eyes:

[goobergunch]

1. Remember that day when GD crashed...

and two days' worth of posts vanished?

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

2. I've scrupulously avoided candidate threads.

I'm still undecided, and all that crap over there is NOT helping me make a decision.

I've been turned off to bands because of their fans, and found out I liked their music. I'd hate to allow that to happen for a candidate for president. So, I avoid that candidate crap.

[underpants]

7. I do too but what really amuses me is.........

I didn't put this in the subject line as it could divert the whole thread in a different way but (here goes) the absolute devotion and complete lack of consideration of failure ( a given from the get go ) of Kucinnich "fans". I understand that he is out there for a lot of people of the FAR left persuasion but that is the problem he is WAY out there. He comes off as a kook and that is just in his words not in his dorky appearance (sorry but that count these days). He never had a real shot of getting the nomination and it is wholly his right to run but people need to be ready for the day he has to drop out.

Same goes for the Sharpton, Brown, Lieberman, Anderson, and Gephart camps except I haven't seen the "When ______ wins the nomination...." thread slike I have seen with Kucinich.

[meegbear]

3. Ehhhhhh ...

Your candidate's ugly and their mother dresses em' funny.

[matcom]

4. if my candidate was as ugly as yours,

i'd shave its butt and teach him/her to walk backwards! :P

[meegbear]

6. Your candidate's so ugly ..

he has to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog will play with him.

[matcom]

8. did the parents of YOUR candidate

have any children that LIVED?? :bounce:

[meegbear]

9. Your candidate's so dumb ...

when he was driving down the road to go hunting, he saw a sign that said BEAR LEFT, so he went home.

[underpants]

10. Vote Quimby

[meegbear]

11. no way ...

he has cooties! Oooooooo!

[arwalden]

5. I Know You Are But What Am I?

-- Allen (doing his best Pee Wee Herman voice)

[kmla]

12. Yeah, well, nonny-nonny-boo-boo.

and stick your candidate's head in do-do!

HA!

Now that I've sharpened my rapier-like wit, maybe I should venture back to GD for a little jovial give-and-take-style debating.

Nahhhhh.