Actually, I shot somebody in the face once

[Robb]

I was on a hunting trip with Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying:  "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." 

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
:rofl:















:yoiks:

[yvr girl]

1. I have such a dirty mind

I was expecting a different sort of story.

[Robb]

2. Yes. Yes you do.

:D

[yvr girl]

7. And alas, no one to use it on

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[deadparrot]

3. Me too.

:blush:

[DS1]

4. *chuckle*

About 1 in every 100 of these manages to work

:thumbsup:

[Robb]

5. I feel proud

Well, not too proud. Not too proud to not do it again, for example. :silly:

[sendero]

6. Just once?

Sorry to hear it :)

[Arugula Latte]

8. Oh Jesus.

How many times will I be FOILED? Drat!!

Curse you, Robb! Curse you to Hell! *shakes fist indignantly*

[JVS]

9. You shouldn't shoot me in the face, Johnny. My uncle shot me in...

the face once. Once.

[FuzzySlippers]

10. Dingbat.