Politicians. Found on the web.

[Strong Atheist]

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Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how
you kin be so much bigger than me. We're the same age. We was the same size
as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol building."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the
car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the crap out of 'em,
and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin'
any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of
a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase."