A Joke.....bwahahaha..it's a good'un!

[jus_the_facts]

Yesterday, I was stuck in a traffic jam in Washington, DC.

Nothing was moving.

A man knocked on my window; I rolled it down and asked him, "What

happened?"





He said: "Terrorists have kidnapped George W, Cheney, and Rumsfield.

They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to

douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to

car, taking up a collection."





I asked him, "How much is everyone giving?"







His reply: "About a gallon".

[jus_the_facts]

1. .

[bigwillq]

2. LOL!

:rofl:

[jus_the_facts]

3. I did too...

:D

:hi:

[Maddy McCall]

4. LOL!

Funny! :rofl:

[jus_the_facts]

6. I thought so....

....glad you did too! :D

[buddhamama]

5. lol

i'd donate five gallons (did i say that?) :hi: sweetie.

[jus_the_facts]

7. hehehe.....

....me too!! :evilgrin:

:hi: :loveya:

[MarianJack]

8. I'll Pitch In the...

...MATCH!

[jus_the_facts]

11. I'll strike it....

:nuke:

[Zomby Woof]

9. BURN BABY BURN!

:rofl:

[jus_the_facts]

10. I told ya it was good....

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. LOL! *snort*

:spray: :rofl:

[Floogeldy]

13. "This is the Secret Service!"

GET OUT OF THE CAR! GET OUT OF THE CAR! GET OUT OF THE CAR!

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!

WALK BACKWARDS TOWARD THE SOUND OF MY VOICE! WALK BACKWARDS TOWARD THE SOUND OF MY VOICE! WALK BACKWARDS TOWARD THE SOUND OF MY VOICE!

LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS! LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS! LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!

DON'T MOVE! DON'T MOVE! DON'T MOVE!

NOW GIMME FIVE! GIMME FIVE! GIMME FIVE!

[jus_the_facts]

15. HAHAHAHA......

:rofl:

:hi:

[hyphenate]

14. This will be the first time that

the price gouging on gas would be well worth it! :rofl:

[jus_the_facts]

16. LOL....no doubt......

:D

:hi: