How much is a soul worth?

[LaraMN]

Enough to buy a snowblower and eighty pounds of bing cherries?
I have a devious project in mind that just MIGHT be worth the sale of it.

[XNASA]

1. You're in luck.

It's worth exactly 1 snowblower + 80 lbs. of bing cheeries.

[LaraMN]

6. Shazam!

No more plain white snow in MY yard!

[Richardo]

9. Gonna recreate the penultimate scene from 'Fargo', are ya?

Take pix! :thumbsup:

[LaraMN]

11. Somethin' like that. I still have to find a buyer, though.

I've been soundly rejected by the dark powers, so I'll have to find out who else is in the market for a used soul.:P

[Deja Q]

2. You can have mine.

I've got no use for it. :)

[LaraMN]

3. Maybe we can trade.

Might be fun for awhile.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

4. $3.99/pound

[jpgray]

5. Speaking of that, I thought this would be another tedious "boot" thread

:eyes:

:D

What price Dr Scholls soles?

[LaraMN]

7. That's it!

:spank:

[jpgray]

8. Ruining your threads is my sole purpose in life

But come on--no need to get violent. I'll take you out for Seoul food.

http://www.planet99.com/minneapolis/restaurants/6818.html

[LaraMN]

10. I think I've been there!

Which IS in fact remarkable, because in the four years I lived in Mpls/St. Paul, I barely ever went out to eat. I was too broke.

[jpgray]

12. I ate there, but I don't remember it at all

Which could be good, since that means it wasn't horrifically bad. Unlike Taste of Thailand--the "taste" of their Pad Thai gave me an idea for a Thai-themed bar called "Wok Bottom."

:silly:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

14. I am in awe of your bad punning.

:D

[jpgray]

15. Puns make the world go round and keep the planes in the sky

That last one might actually be the Venturi Effect though--don't quote me.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

17. I thought chocolate was responsible for the Earth's rotation

and God handled the planes thing. :shrug:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

29. Jeebus is involved somewhere too.

And the cow jumped over the moon. Somethin' like that. :shrug:

[Taverner]

13. Depends - market rate is $20

But you could sell it short...

[LaraMN]

16. But with my "beautiful mind," I think I should get above book.

O8)

[Taverner]

26. OK....$21.50

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

27. You're fired.

:spank:

[Strong Atheist]

18. You know my answer .... nt.

[WeRQ4U]

19. We used to play poker for each others' souls in college.

We'd actually bet other people's souls as well. In fact, I think my soul is currently owned by my former roomate. But that's OK because I own the Juiceman's soul. He probably didn't consent to my ownership of it, but that's not really the point.

[jpgray]

20. Yeah, I owe my brother my soul and I think a "million jillion dollars"

I was a lousy gambler at six.

[commander bunnypants]

21. 5 bucks

CB

[northzax]

24. Millhouse? is that you? nt

[jane_pippin]

22. A buck two-eighty.

(I just like using that phrase and it seemed to fit here.)

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

23. Is that $128?

[jane_pippin]

30. I have no idea.

People here say it all the time. (Or at least my relatives do). I've never gotten a real explanation of it. Sometimes I think it means "bullshit," but I really don't know.

I just like the sound of it. It sounds like Grandpa.

[LaraMN]

25. Freeper campaign donation?

:rofl:

[jane_pippin]

31. Ha!

:rofl:

Good call.

[tigereye]

28. living in your neighborhood

would be quite entertaining, I suspect, Lara.

Actually, a good friend of mine lives somewhere in Minnesota. She would like your wicked good sense of humor.