*** OFFICIAL ALITO FATIGUE HUMOR THREAD ***

[UrbScotty]

For those of us looking for relief.

Some late-night jokes courtesy of About.com:

"Earlier today at the White House, President Bush met with an official from Lebanon. He said he's always admired the Lebanese. He said in fact, Dick Cheney's daughter is Lebanese." --Conan O'Brien

"Today at a press conference, President Bush defended his domestic wiretapping program when a reporter called it a circumvention of the law. The president said 'That's ridiculous. I had my circumvention done when I was a baby.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Yesterday at a press conference President Bush said he had not seen 'Brokeback Mountain.' However, he did express an interest in drilling for oil there" --David Letterman

"It was reported yesterday that Florida Gov. Jeb Bush reads three newspapers a day. Well, actually, he reads them to his brother George." --Jay Leno

[elshiva]

1. Thanks. I like the first quote the best.

[Radio_Lady]

2. Just a couple of laughs -- when we need them.

Thanks for posting :)

[Michigander4Dean]

3. Donald Rumsfeld is giving GW Bush his daily briefing.

:evilgrin: