i KNOW why women are threatened by Angelina Jolie

[matcom]

she can have ME and THEY can not


:hide:

:popcorn:

[merh]

1. You hit the nail on the head!

:silly: :crazy:

[Rising Phoenix]

2. You mean I can't have you....

:cry:

[yvr girl]

3. You're forgetting about our love-child

I HAD you for 30 seconds in that back alley.

[matcom]

4. she gets a full minute and a half

sorry hon, that's just the way it is

and i'd make HER buy the Dickel :bounce:

[yvr girl]

5. That's OK

I'll hook-up with Mrs.Matcom while you two are at it, so you'll be distracted and not fully engaged in your time in the sun.

[matcom]

6. want me to make you a house key?

:D

:hide:

[yvr girl]

7. Absolutely

Are you going to cook for me too?

*swoon*

[fortyfeetunder]

8. Who is Angelina Jolie?

I swear I must be a Rip Van Winkle or an ostrich, because this name doesn't mean anything to me.