Can you say .......... "um uh ...... I don't THANK so!"

[ronnykmarshall]

http://www.lisa-marie-presley.com/

She claims she is the "real" Lisa Marie !!

[RetroLounge]

1. OMG

"A child of nine, dazed by grief over the sudden death of her famous father, is whisked from an idyllic life in America to the obscurity of a comfortable exile in Scandinavia. Trusted family members and friends convince her it is for her own safety that she must assume a new identity until she comes of an age to take her rightful place as the sole heir of a huge estate"

:rofl:

RL

[ronnykmarshall]

3. She DOES look like Lisa Marie.

I could belive that she MIGHT be a child of Elvis, but this whole crap about her being THE Lisa Marie is coo-coo!!

[Saphire]

17. um....not really.

[ronnykmarshall]

21. Enough to be half sisters.

I think that the fake Lisa Marie has had some plastic surgery.


The real Lisa Marie is so hot!! She has her dad's pouty mouth and sexy eyes.

[swimboy]

2. Okay--

when she draws the frikkin' sword from the frikkin' stone !!!

[Left Is Write]

4. Uh huh.

How does she explain away the woman who looks exactly like Elvis Presley?

[ronnykmarshall]

5. You got it!

BUT! She DOES look like Lisa Marie.

[DS1]

6. She looks like the designated stuntwoman for the Spice Girls

:shrug:

[GalleryGod]

7. Ronny ! Run over get me some Specials from THIS place!

[no name no slogan]

9. looks like she got punched in the mouth

athankyouverymuch

[ronnykmarshall]

11. E-mail from her website .......

I sent an e-mail asking questions, here's the responce.



Subject: Re: Questions ..
From: [email protected] Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert


Thank you for emailing Lisa Marie Presley (a.k.a. Lisa Johansen).

Email sent to this address is kept on file for her. Due to the large
amount of email received, a personal response from her is rare, but she
is very appreciative and she does read as much as possible.

Sincerely,
Communications Management

[China_cat]

8. Simple enough to tell

run DNA

[ronnykmarshall]

10. Of course!

But that would be too easy.

Check this out ..... and I wish I had links to the story ....

There is this woman who calls herself "Rosie Tate". She claims to be the daughter of Sharon Tate and Roman Polanski. How you ask? Well it isn't pretty. Kinda graphic so beware.

"Rosie" claims that as Sharon Tate was dying, Jay Sebring (another manson murder victim that night) performed a C-Section on the dying Sharon and saved the baby's life. Of course Sebring then died.

Somehow, Frank Sinatra took the baby and raised her (probably with Mia Farrow since she's got so many kids). The police covered this all up and of course the Tate family or Polanski went along with it.

What gets even MORE crazy ...... the caretaker at the Tate house (the only person on the property that wasn't murdered) ... believes her and is going to marry her. She already has one daughter "Sharon Tate Jr".

[no name no slogan]

12. Ew, that's not only creepy, but wrong on several levels

1) Sharon Tate was pregnant with a boy, not a girl. I believe the fetus was burried with her.

2) Sebring was nearly dead (or at least unconscious) by the time Sharon Tate received any of her wounds. It would have been impossible for him to sit up, much less perform surgery surrounded by Manson family psychos.

3) How the hell could Jay Sebring (a hairstylist) know how to perform a c-section on an 8 1/2 month pregnant woman? Is that a procedure they they taught Navy barbers?

:shrug:

EDIT because I don't know how to count

[ronnykmarshall]

14. Crazy huh?

What's so goofy is that the caretaker believes this woman.

But then again this is the guy that said he heard NOTHING, saw NOTHING when everyone in the main house was being murdered.

NOW he says he say Pat Krinwinkle chase Abigal Folder with a knife and heard her say "leave me along I'm already dead". Which is what Krinwinkle later told a reporter years later.

[no name no slogan]

19. damn, that caretaker must have been smoking something

That guy's story always seemed suspicious IMHO-- how could you not hear the people screeming-- especiall Folger and Frykowski (sp), who were found in the yard? Oh well, at least he's found "happiness", I guess.

[ronnykmarshall]

23. I think the guy went into shock

and has never really recovered.

I read that Winfred Chapman (the house keep who discovered the bodies) never fully recovered from what she saw. She died several years ago.

[Left Is Write]

15. Okay, then!

That's the nuttiest story I ever heard!

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. I wonder if she's friends with that guy who's Julie Andrews' son.

http://koti.welho.com/mjack1/jackass.htm

[robbedvoter]

18. Now that was funny! Especially madame lumberjack (Python's)

[redqueen]

24. Yeah ... that was the first thing that popped into my head as well...

how common is this "I'm really the child of a famous person" thing anyway?

[Saphire]

16. I can say it.....I Don't Thank So, Dearie.

[Gormy Cuss]

20. I believe her.

Being the greatgrandson of Tsar Nicholas myself
Oh and my grandfather was the Lindbergh baby. Yes, THAT baby.
..:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[Deja Q]

22. I said that the other night! Well, for a different reason...

:spray: