Wal-Mart Refund

[Wapsie B]

A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and
tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because
it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund
because she bought it on 'special'.

Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a
growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks,
"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and
he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on
'special'.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!" And
doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

[Lady Freedom]

1. hehehehehehe!

Thats funny!!

[Wapsie B]

2. Thank you!

I'm glad somebody likes it. :)

[Wapsie B]

3. With all this talk about bras and boobs

I thought a :kick: would be in order. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

4. that is effing hilarious!

:rofl:

I literally have tears running down my face, I am laughing so hard.

[Wapsie B]

5. I thought you would appreciate something like this my dear.

:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Thank you, my dear BWA!

That is hilarious! Pinch my nipples, indeed! :rofl: :blush:

[Wapsie B]

7. Gosh Peggy,

I was hoping for a fucking hilarious. ;-)