Breakdown of today's Denver vs Pittsburgh AFC confrence title game

[sasquatch]

This thread doesn't take breakdown the team on who has the best deferense or offense. This thread takes into account the tangibles and intangibles that both teams have.

People's first impression of both cities.

Pittsburgh: "Why's the air black and brown."


Denver:"MUST...HAVE...AIR!!"*passes out*

Advantage: Denver.

City nicknames.

Pittsburgh: The Steel City

Denver: The Mile High City

Advantage: Pittsburgh(Sounds tougher)

Best all time quarterback.

Pittsburgh: Terry Bradshaw


Denver: John Elway

Advantage: Push

Biggest Celebrity Fan(s).

Pittsburgh: Rush Limbaugh; Talk Show host/Heroin Addict


Denver: Trey Parker and Matt Stone; South Park creators

Advantage: Denver(Obviously)

That being said, I look forward to a very good game today.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. ....

:rofl:

Do they have first game today?

[sasquatch]

4. Yes they do, it's at 3:00

[peekaloo]

2. May the biggest DirtBag prevail!

I like Pitt. but am rooting for Denver!

[sasquatch]

5. I think Jerome Bettis sold his soul to the devil to win the Super Bowl

Just like Joe Namath did.

[peekaloo]

10. Satan must have commanded him to eat his way to glory!

:o

[sasquatch]

12. He's as fat as he's ever been

[rockymountaindem]

3. Wait wait wait... Rush?

He's a Steelers fan? That's kind of a surprise, considering that Pitt is a blue city and all those real Steelers are union workers. I kind of figured he'd be a Cowboys fan because he admires their rugged individualism and because he can sympathize with so many of their players who were "under investigation". Or maybe a Redskins fan, just to stick it in the eye of those "whiny minorities" who think that's an insensitive name.

Oh, and if you can't breathe in Denver, come on up to Colorado Springs, where we're about 1800 feet higher.

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. That makes me very sad.

Fuck it, though. GO STEELERS!!!

[sasquatch]

7. Yes he is, he got his radio start in the 1970's out in Pittsburgh

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. Jeff Christie.

He was an asshole even then. It was on KQV that he made his legendary "take the bone out of your nose" comment to an African-American caller:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/limbaugh.asp

on edit: That 70's Pigboy

[sasquatch]

11. No wonder he changed his name

I'm sure illeterate right wing dogs wouldn't bow to a guy named Christie.
:D

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

15. Rush is a Steeler's fan... SH*T. Pittsburgh thinks you suck, Rush!

We are a very "blue" city so obviously we don't buy your horseshit.

[sasquatch]

16. I don't think he gives a fuck

[livetohike]

8. Thank you Sasquatch

We will try to bring home the championship in honor of our division :-).

[fishnfla]

13. Nice take sasquatch

:thumbsup:

Despite pigboy, i'm pulling for the Steelers

[sasquatch]

14. Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week

:hi:

[bleedingheart]

17. Just called my pa-in-law in Denver to GLOAT!!!!

bwahahahahaha

he took it very gracefully!

bwahahahahahaha


his wife (ma-in-law) is a Steeler fan from way back..(Franco's Army)...so he said he was getting it from all ends....hahahahahahaha


now I am going to get another beer!

[sasquatch]

18. There's alot of you fucking Steeler fans

Have you fuckers ever heard of "Birth Control".

[bleedingheart]

19. what's that?

:evilgrin: