Things that make you think "Small Vagina"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

eh?

[KitchenWitch]

1. You are trying to get me to participate in a locked thread

:silly:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. never

[anarch]

2. hmmmm

??

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. Wrong thread!

[anarch]

5. I thought it was "opposites day"... n/t

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. hmm

[anarch]

10. huh...this isn't locked yet....

how about this? (opposite day still....):

[tigereye]

7. um

they actually aren't made that way, Chavez. They are huge. No comparison with the analysis of the guy's equipment.

(I love stating the obvious.) ;)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. scary!

:scared:

[tigereye]

11. that's why everyone is so scared of tunnels!

bwa ha ha ha ha

(boy am I in a strange mood!)

[swag]

12. Are you threatening people with your chthonian maw again?

Tsk Tsk.

[tigereye]

13. you talkin to me?

how about some well and sanctuary metaphors? I'll be here all week.... my husband hasn't been home much for the last few days and it's making me goofy!

:spank:

if you were talking to Chavez, well, carry on!

[democracyindanger]

9. Not small. Huuuuge.

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" viewers know what I mean.

[CanuckAmok]

14. "...like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" - Stewie Griffin

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. That was a Ted Danson joke.

I've lost all respect for you.

[CanuckAmok]

21. who the hell is "Ted Danson"?

You're weird.

Go wash your car.

[B Calm]

42. He's the dude that married a girl from Arkansas..

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

39. wow

[Orsino]

15. Thinking of small anything. n/t

[bloom]

16. surgery

whateverthehellsurgerywomenarehavingforthat.

[Spider Jerusalem]

25. ...

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

53. do they do that?

[FarLeftRage]

17. Don't you mean...

tight???

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. say again?

:shrug:

[FarLeftRage]

26. I'm asking,

does small = tight??

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

27. tight like Cousin Larry and Balki?

[FarLeftRage]

29. LOL!! Not quite....

I mean, small = tight like a small fit would be like a tight fit... something along those lines.

[ismnotwasm]

18. Reminds me of what certain trangendered people have to do

When a former biological male has his vagina made, she needs to use vagina expanders for quite some time, these expanders increase in size, until her new vagina is an appropriate size. A lot of work, but the ladies tell me it's worth it.

[DS1]

19. Well, there's the rub

Small Vaginas aren't necessarily bad things, so how about we go with saggy tits at knee-level.

Things that make me think "Saggy tits at knee-level" include but are not limited to Cadillac Escalades, oversized gold pocketbooks, the ability to stink up 200 sq feet with perfume while standing still, jeans with boots on the outside.

[ET Awful]

22. You forgot more hairspray than actual hair

:evilgrin:

[Spider Jerusalem]

24. Two words: "midget porn"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

28. two words

ha ha

[benny05]

30. what is small--according to Steve Martin

?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

31. can a vagina "get small" in the Steve Martin sense?

[buddhamama]

32. a smile

of their partner's face...

i honestly don't know but it's a good thing, no?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

33. One would imagine

:hi:

[LynneSin]

34. Hey Sweetie!!! The weekend has changed for NYC

We're going up the weekend of February 17th. Hope to see you and your better half even if just for a few hours to pound a few cheap beers at a dive bar

:hi:

Edit note: Isn't a 'small vagina' desirable unlike a small penis. I mean if I said someone had a 'big vagina' I'm pretty much saying the gal is trash who has been around the blook too many times if you know what I mean!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

35. hmm - food for thought

We'll be there!

:hi:

[LynneSin]

37. You better be or I'll come kick your ass!!

:kick:

[catmandu57]

36. Kegles

always make me think small tight.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

38. This has been the most fascinating copycat of my career

[JVS]

40. Girl's High School Basketball

[JVS]

41. I thought the female equivalent to a small penis was a <censored>

If it is too shocking for CSTT, then it is too hard-core

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

43. *walks the fuck out of the room*

[JVS]

44. What, did I say something wrong?

Oh, yeah I forgot to mention some odd cottage-cheese like substance...

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

45. I'ma pretend I didn't read that

:scared:

[JVS]

46. I edited, because I figure if it freaks you out then the squares can't...

handle it either.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

47. never edit posts. I can handle it

it just scares me is all

[JVS]

48. You can't handle it at all!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

49. maybe I'm just trying to, let's say, distance myself from where

this thread might go. How's that?

[JVS]

50. Oh, so you can open the gate but not plunge throught to the horror of...

other side. You cannot look squarely into the gaping abyss, so to speak.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

51. must...resist.....

[JVS]

52. BTW, I posted to your greatest 80's popsong thread.

I think you might find the answer interesting

[bridgit]

54. uh hum, i suppose that would be: alum douche...

:spank:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

57. BwahahahahaHA!!!!

noice!

[catmandu57]

55. there is a correlation

between mouth size and vaginal size, women with a small mouth tend to have smaller vaginas. While, women with big toothy mouths tend to look like someone hit them with an axe.

[JVS]

56. Thanks for the tip