I just saw something that made me weep on the inside

[DS1]

"Parking Today" Magazine

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


No. Really. They even have a website, and "Parking Industry Conferences"
http://www.parkingtoday.com/

Would you like a back-issue? They can do that, too. :cry:

[XemaSab]

1. Hot barely legal teens getting it on in the backs of classic cars?????????

I'm all over it! :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

Wait, please wait....

We had trouble with the C-SPAN cameras.


OK - now we're back on cue.
Commence with the tears.

[DS1]

3. Live feed

Get it?

[bettyellen]

6. well you had a snoutful last night

and look what happened.
:P

[DS1]

7. Nevermore, grunteth the pig

[bettyellen]

19. oh wilbur, sounds like your hocks were cured, huh?

[DS1]

20. I said grunteth, not hocketh

:crazy:

[bettyellen]

21. so you won't squeal when i pull your tail

or eat this BLT?
mmm bacon. my next bad habit!

[DS1]

22. re you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon

Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

[bettyellen]

24. as a kid, i tried to be a vegetarian, and my mom insisted bacon came from

potatoes. i was hooked. so when i found out, it was too late.
bacon could replace all the crap my body wil miss from the cigarettes.
if i eat enough of it, i'll still feel really shitty! bacontherapy. it could work.

[EstimatedProphet]

2. The really pitiful thing is, there's actually a parking industry

Talk about an industry that's not going places...

[DS1]

4. That'll be 20 dollars sir

You can't park that joke here

[SOteric]

5. OOOoooo!!! Back issues!!

Ya know, there are some pinheads in my neighbourhood who really need for me to leave a back issue or two on their windsheild.

[DS1]

8. April was a classic, what with that fold-out parking lot grid

you could practice on with matchbox cars.

[matcom]

9. better subscribe

you're forever destined to be a meter-maid :D

[DS1]

14. Check out my sweet meter-maid ride

[matcom]

15. ooooo

they call that a PERK! :D

[Call Me Wesley]

10. I got it for free when I subscribed to

http://www.drivinggirls.com/

[DS1]

12. "German Girls on the Autobahn 1"

Gotta have it.

[Call Me Wesley]

13. Absolutely.

The Autobahn was probably built by Hitler himself! :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

11. omg that is hilarious! The onl other magazine that is as boring

would this little gem my husband gets every month.

http://www.manufacturing-today.com/

[eyesroll]

16. I edit a trade publication.

Yes, there is a trade publication for everything. Sometimes there are a few trade publications in an industry you wouldn't imagine supporting it.

[FuzzySlippers]

17. Did you check out the calendar of events?

Next week is the "World of Concrete" convention in Vegas!!!

:bounce: :woohoo: :woohoo: :bounce:

[DS1]

18. How exciting! I hear they have concrete-drying races

:bounce:

[redqueen]

23. That actually made me giggle.

And I *really* needed that.

So thanks. A lot. :)

[LSK]

25. hey that conference is by me

Now if only I could find parking around here. :shrug: