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(Be advised that there will be unfriendly content towards children in this post...)
I own a store. My store is quiet. My customers are primarily adults, so they typically don't throw themselves on the floor and scream till they black out. I'm trying to do bookwork. I'm listening to classical music at a very low volume. Let's just say it would be nice if I could, perhaps, concentrate on said bookwork.
There is a dance studio down the hall from me. I have gone out of my way to be a nice and patient neighbor to them, but those days are over as of 90 minutes ago. Evidently, it's Scream Like A Banshee Day at the dance studio. The sheer lung power of fifteen unsupervised 2-5 year olds has left me somewhat at a loss.
What would you do? (I don't know how to make a poll, so we'll have to do this the low-tech way.)
a) Go to the liquor store two doors down. Drink heavily till it really doesn't matter anymore. b) Go into the dance studio. Tell the little darlings that I'm going to tell them all where babies come from and the truth about Santa and the Easter Bunny if they keep up the screaming. c) Call the landlord. Tell him his belated holiday gift will be a CD recording of the dance studio children screaming. d) Start looking to relocate business to quieter building. Take out huge SBA loan.
Thank you in advance for your advice, Julie
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