St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

[Zomby Woof]

St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Yes indeed
Here we are

At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the marj-a-reen
And wheedled on the Bingo cards
In lieu of the latrine

I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
While she was totally in chenille
And her old man was a Marine

As she abused the sausage patty
And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the marj-a-reen
(St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo)

FZ

[Bozola]

1. "Domine vobiscum Et cum spiritu tuo"

[Malva Zebrina]

6. do you know what you have just said?

.

[Bozola]

28. Quite sure.

If you we up on the FZ quotes your know where this was from.

However, if you were quote it in to the proper, and ecumenical, usage, it would be Dominus vobiscum as one verse, and Et cum spiritu tu as another.

Though I haven't had a lesson in the old lingua Latine for many, many years, some things linger in the head like a bad shot of tequila.

[Booberdawg]

2. OMG! You just made me so hungry for pancakes!

Knock it off!! :D

[Duncan Grant]

3. A blast from the past...

thanks Zombywoof. BTW, watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that (you know the rest...).

[DinahMoeHum]

4. Make sure the python boots ain't too tight. . .

or else you get. . .Stink Foot !!

:evilgrin:

[parasim]

5. Stinkfoot

you put a hurt on my nose!

[Zomby Woof]

8. welcome to DU!

Always can use more Zappaholics here. :-)

[parasim]

24. thanks for the welcome

and thanks for the Zappa thread.

Man, I miss him. Whey don't we have anybody in the rock and roll world like Frank anymore?

He would have some fun with Ashcroft, were he around today...

[greendog]

7. the poodle bites....

...the poodle chews it.

[MrSlayer]

9. Yippy-eye-oh-tye-ayy

Movin to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

[Zomby Woof]

10. another DU welcome

Senor Slayer. Give yer foot a push, you and the pygmy pony, over by the dental floss bush!

[woofless]

19. C'mon Frenchie!

Here Fido

[Zomby Woof]

21. arf! she said

:D

[Catshrink]

11. And that green bean casserole with Durkee onions on the side.

[Zomby Woof]

13. I had to settle for French's!

I was at Fry's today, and all the goddamned Stepford Wives were out! Chatting mindless blather at each other and blocking up the aisles. I normally enjoy grocery shopping, but it's close to Thanksgiving, and I had no patience today.

Ah well, French's will be just fine, and hey, you gotta love the name in these "sensitive" times. ;-)

[Catshrink]

15. Crappy green bean casserole with Freedom onions.

[Zomby Woof]

17. I'll lace it with NyQuil

And you'll be no wiser! :P

[DBoon]

12. The price of beef has just gone up

and your old lady has just gone down

[Zomby Woof]

14. Do the funky Alphonzo!

[Drifter]

16. Lets be Frank ...

Thanks, that is a favorite.

I just happen to be listening to "Best Band You Never ..."

God I miss Frank. Next week (Thursday I think) marks the 10th anniversary of the departure on his final tour.

Cheers
Drifter

[Zomby Woof]

18. yeah, I need to prepare a thread

I have had it in mind recently.

[Philostopher]

20. They're so light and fluffy white

We'll make a fortune by tonight...

[Zomby Woof]

22. they're so light and fluffy brown

They're the finest in the town!

[MrSlayer]

23. Thanks for the welcome and here's some advice......

Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow.

[Kat45]

25. Would you like some mora? Right here on the flora?

And how about you fauna? Do you wanna?

[Bonobo]

26. The poodle bites, the poodle chews it...

Do you all know what FZ was talking about there? The story behind it? I do... hee hee hee... but I'll give you all a chance to say first.

[Zorra]

27. Fill in the blanks in these Zappa lyrics:

Billy was a _______.
Ethel was a _______growing off of his________.
The first noteworthy piece of real estate destroyed by Billy was_______?

Have you guessed me yet? I'm the _________oozin out of your TV Set.

Brought to you by the First Church of Appliantology and the crew at Joe's Garage.

[Bonobo]

29. mountain, tree, shoulder, slime

too easy... please give me tougher test...

[Richardo]

30. Is that a real poncho or a *Sears* poncho?

[Zomby Woof]

32. No foolin'?

Here's a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers. :D

[Richardo]

34. "Strictly com-mer-shal"

(Opening bars of "Midnight Sun" plays in the break) :D

[shugah]

31. who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?

is this a real thread or is this a sears thread?

well, tomorrow, i am going to take a drive up to beverly hills, just before dawn, and knock the little jockey's off the rich people's lawns, and before they get up, i'll be gone...will that redeem us, ZombyWoof? before they get up, i'll be gone--i'll be knocking the jockeys off the lawn.

...and then i'll call puptentacle...

p.s. my goal, when making pancakes, is: so light and fluffy white, we'll make a fortune by tonight, so light and fluffy brown, they're the finest in the town! zappa pancakes are the BEST! ;-)

[Zomby Woof]

33. SHUGAH!!!!!!!!!!!

I have not seen you in ages!!! I have seen lots of old friends tonight - makes me feel like the old DU is not so far away. :hi:

Great Zappa recitation. :bounce: