Favorite "Bette Davis Eyes" mondegreen (misheard lyric)

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: Favorite "Bette Davis Eyes" mondegreen (misheard lyric)

Guess what I just listened to, more or less on purpose too? I'm telling you, middle age is scary.

Here's the Kim Carnes page from Am I Right?, in case you need more pain in your life: http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/carneskim.shtml
#7 is from kissthisguy.com.

PS: What DOES it take to make a pro blush?

Edited out a stray comma.

[dolo amber]

1. For some reason

My dad used to always sing "She's got big fat baby thighs"...probably because my dad is a weirdo. :silly:

[smirkymonkey]

2. I thought it was

"All the boys, think she's a guy..."

[Bossy Monkey]

3. kick for Buckwheat n/t

[NightTrain]

4. Anyone remember the parody, "Marty Feldman Eyes?"

Her hair is vomit green.
She has thunderthighs.
The nastiest you've seen.
She's got Marty Feldman eyes.

And she'll swoon ya, she will moon ya,
then forget to pull her pants up.
She's atrocious,
and she knows just what it takes to you upchuck.

All the boys think she's a guy.
She's got Marty Feldman eyes.

[Bossy Monkey]

5. No, but that's very funny!

And "she's atrocious" should have been on the poll.