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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:20 PM
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Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
:popcorn:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:30 PM
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1. ...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:31 PM
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2. now thats a cool joke!
I better spread it around!

:hi:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:31 PM
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3. I thought I would take the offensive this time!
:rofl:

:hi:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:37 PM
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9. i was away from DU for a few days
And within an hour of coming back - there it is. :rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:58 PM
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16. Glad to oblige you!
:rofl:
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REDKING Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:33 PM
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4. JOKE.
I CANT WAIT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW.......THATS A CLASSIC.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:35 PM
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5. Welcome to DU
:hi:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:36 PM
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6. Welcome to DU!
You will get very sick of that joke, if you are not already!

:hi:
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REDKING Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:46 PM
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12. JUST SAYING HELLO.
WHEN I FOUND THIS SITE I WAS OVER THE MOON.
I WAS DELIGHTED THAT FREE SPEECH IS STILL FREE.
SO AGAIN ,HOW THE HELL ARE YA.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:57 PM
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15. I am well
ummm, you may want to take the "all caps" off, it appears as if you are screaming at people!
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:36 PM
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7. be sure to make sure everyone in the lounge knows it!!
Welcome to DU! :hi:
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REDKING Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:50 PM
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14. HOW DO I DO THAT.
THIS IS NEW TO ME.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:37 PM
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8. I knew you were going to post that.



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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:38 PM
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10. yes, but whats the correct lottery #s?
:shrug:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:46 PM
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13. What do you think, I'm dumb a sumpthin?


First you advance me $100,000.00 cash. Small, non-traceable, non-sequentially numbered bills.

THEN I give you the lottery numbers.

I'll give 'em to you three days in advance, even.


:7
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REDKING Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:41 PM
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11. PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY.
BECAUSE THEY ARE A BUNCH OF SCAMMING TOERAGS.
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