I am bored. Entertain me.

[NMMNG]

Or else I will sign you up for a date with a freeper!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Kiss my ass .......

:popcorn:

[NMMNG]

3. I am going to steal that popcorn, once and for all

That will teach YOU!

[Dave Reynolds]

2. I guess I'll have to take the lashing.

Darn it.

:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

4. I should have expected as much

Perhaps I should change the threatened punishment....

[Dave Reynolds]

6. Dammit, I hate being predictable.

sigh

[Parrcrow]

5. tappity tap tap tap tappity tap tap tappity thud

how's that for tap-dancing?

[NMMNG]

7. It started off fine

But it sounds like you fell down at the end. Are you ok?

[Parrcrow]

8. I meant to do that

honest I really did.

It was my big finish.

[NMMNG]

11. Well then, carry on.

[Jamastiene]

9. I have a shed shaped gazebo.

We managed to finish putting the shingles on my outbuilding/shed this morning. I have part of a wall up. It looks like it might actually be cute if it ever gets finished.

[NMMNG]

10. Cool

You'll have to post pics when it gets finished. There's nothing like the feeling of getting a big project finished, particularly if it has taken forever to get done.

[mwooldri]

12. Ok. Here's a joke.

What's 15 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?

George Bush's tie.

Ha.

[NMMNG]

13. Cute

:applause:

[chknltl]

24. Oh Yes!!!...I had not heard that one...

I needed a laugh...you provided one, thanks mwooldi

[mwooldri]

14. Oh I give up. Who is the freeper I have to... erm... date?

btw I'm married so my wife will have to come too. You could pair us up with a couple of freepers.

Pictures please!

[NMMNG]

15. One genuine freeper couple for you

[mwooldri]

16. Ok! I think I'll invite them to Bible Study!

We'll do an in depth study of the Ten Commandments. That should be fun for starters.

[NMMNG]

23. Be sure to spend extra time on

"Thou shalt not kill". They seem to have a really hard time with that one, those little warmongers.

[mwooldri]

17. Here's another joke.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

[NMMNG]

20. ..........

[wildhorses]

18. will this do it?

Load up on guns
Bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's overborne and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello ,hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
yay

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Chorus-
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
yay

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard it's hard to find
Oh well whatever nevermind
Chorus-
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
A denial

[NMMNG]

21. What song is that?

And who sings it? I am not at all familiar with the lyrics.

[wildhorses]

27. it is Nirvana

you know Kurt Cobain????

[NMMNG]

31. Oh yes

I have "Nevermind"

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. Hi, Buffy......

How about I recommend a book for you? Will that entertain you?

I've just NOW finished reading Sue Grafton's newest one, "S is for Silence."

It was terrific!


:loveya: :hug:

[NMMNG]

22. I've never read any of her books, though I'm familiar with them

from having worked in book stores. I recall them all the way back to "A is for Alibi". Maybe I need to pick one up some time. Thanks for the suggestion :thumbsup:.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. Ah my dear....You are welcome!

I would definitely start with "A is for Alibi." They make a whole lot more sense that way....

The stories do build on each other.

:loveya: :hug:

[chknltl]

26. Ok but she is definitely buying!

Ya know you really do not have to threaten me in order to get a little entertainment.
Here is something appropriately entertaining for a "young lady"
http://www.seussville.com/
c

[NMMNG]

32. Cute

I played some of the games. I will have to keep that in mind for other times when I get bored. ;-)

[Moochy]

28. Watch the dudes from Lonely island!

4 to laugh you butt off go watch this:

first.. lazy sunday: http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

then try any of the sketches or songs from this: http://www.thelonelyisland.com/

of some sensitive guy rap maybe? :rofl: http://www.thelonelyisland.com/theheist.mp3

Please to laugh!

[NMMNG]

33. That video was a gas

[Moochy]

39. Glad you liked it!!

:-) I'm wasting alot of time on that lonely island site lately, glad you liked it :)

[Robeson]

29. YES!! Date a Freeper!......

...Use it as a lab test. Fuck with the Freeper's head, and give us periodic updates...}(

[Omphaloskepsis]

30. I'm entertained by everything right now..

I just got back on the internet a few minutes ago. My new roomies demanded the ethernet cable hidden. It took all fucking day to run it through the walls. I don't think this will last long.

[hfojvt]

34. That is not much of a threat

considering how pathetic and desperate I am, it would not bother me at all to date a freeper. If nothing else, I could learn more about the perspective of the other side and see if there is some way they could be brought to the dark side.

[NMMNG]

35. You are far braver than I

I go bananas just working with the holy-roller I'm stuck with on the weekend (she sings hymns and/or reads aloud from her Bible for hours at a time). I couldn't imagine purposely dating someone so diametrically opposed to my personal values. :scared:

[hfojvt]

36. I am a bit of a fundy myself

or at least I know some good liberal Bible verses.
Did you see my mini-sermon?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5690595&mesg_id=5693230

[NMMNG]

37. Knowledge of the Bible,

and an ability to use it in the proper context does not make one a fundie.

Rigid, dogmatic adherence to the words of the Bible with no ability to withstand alternative opinions or ideas, does.

[hfojvt]

38. but we have common ground

I had alot of fundy friends in college, and one of my best adult friends before I moved, is a fundy. Hmm, might be a difference between college educated fundies and TBN watching fundies. But even the one who was a bit of a goof, and had a hard-as-nails grandfather. I had to admire the way she cheerfully worked at her factory job.

I can probably get along with them as long as we do not argue about abortion or the "end times".

[khashka]

40. Go for it, girl!

Set me up with a freeper. You got any clue what I do on dates? It's not nice. But I cry when I have to do it to a fellow liberal :)

Khash.