"Moe's Tavern... hold on, I'll check..."

[DarienComp]

"Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells... and... I like to kiss my own butt. Wait a minute..."

[Richardo]

1. "Amanda Hugankiss? C'mon guys, I need Amanda Hugankiss"

:rofl:

[Nevernose]

2. Maybe your standards are too high?

Moe: {answers the phone} Yeah, just a sec; I'll check. {calls} Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss. Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!
Moe: {to phone} You little S.O.B. Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Bart: My name is Jimbo Jones, and I live at 1094 Evergreen Terrace.
Moe: I knew he's slip up sooner or later!' {unsheathes a rusty knife and heads out of the tavern}

[SmileyBoy]

3. I'm looking for Oliver Klozov...

[SmileyBoy]

4. Al Coholic?? Are there any Al Coholics in here??

[SmileyBoy]

5. I'm looking for a Hugh Jass??

HJ: "Yes, I'm Hugh Jass. (picks up phone) Hello, this is Hugh Jass..."

Bart: "Uh, hi, this is Bart Simpson."

HJ: "Oh hello, what can I do for you, Bart?"

Bart: "Listen, I'm gonna level with you, this is a prank call that kind of backfired, so I need to hang up right now so I can save some of my dignity..."

HJ: "OK, goodbye. (hangs up) Such a nice young man..."

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

6. Everybody, put down your glasses!

Ivanna Tinkle!

[CanuckAmok]

7. Oh, it's you!

Listen, you... when I get ahold of you, I'm going to shove sausages down your throat, and stick starving dogs in your butt. Then I'm going to use your tongue to paint my boat.

[Hokie]

8. Ophelia Butt

Is there an Ophelia Butt here?

[jpgray]

9. Seymour Butts! I wanna Seymour Butts!

[sakabatou]

10. Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!

Uh, I.P. Freely? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely! Wait a minute... Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!

Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap! Oh, wait a minute...Jacques Strap It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood

Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!

Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?

OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here". Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath? The students in the classroom laugh All right, settle down. Anita Bath here? More laughs All right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks! Still more laughs Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well, children, I can't help that!