I just chewed two tablets of Mylanta, from a package which expired in 93

[DS1]

What should I expect? :D

[GOPisEvil]

1. To be taking a drink of water soon.

I suspect that was a dry experience.

[DS1]

4. Like nibblin' on sheetrock

[CanuckAmok]

2. Nothing. Everything is fine.

Unless you click this link:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4493557&mesg_id=4493563

[DS1]

3. Dammit

Tricked again!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. Relief of your gastric acidity

in about 12 years

[qnr]

6. Probably nothing. I remember the time we came across an emergency

provisions package (for lifeboats) that was packed in 1957 (this was about 1986) - we ate the Charms candies and smoked the 29 year old filterless Pall Malls and nothing - absolutely nothing happened ... drat.

[southlandshari]

7. I don't know what you should expect

but I hope like hell it makes you puke!

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

8. You want me to throw up in my sleep?

I could die, you know :cry:

[matcom]

10. its how all the great ones go out

helps if you sleep on your toilet too :D

[DS1]

11. I'll find something I'm allergic to, eat a few dozen bags of olestra chips

and hit the trifecta. Dying from a toxic reaction while drowing in my own vomit during the blasting out of my bowels over a jewel-encrusted toilet. Now I have Bruce Lee to emulate, as well :D

[LynneSin]

9. Visions of Matcom dancing naked with a large Pink Elephant

:D

[ProfessorGAC]

12. Hard To Believe It's A Problem

It's probably just calcium carbonate & calcium citrate. Limestone is the former. Can't remember the last time i saw spoiled limestone. I think expiration dates on that kind of OTC is strictly CYA for the company and apropos of nothing, healthwise.

The Professor