WAR on Christmas: X-mas Tree victim of drive by shooting

[FogerRox]

X-mas Tree victim of drive by shooting

By ERIC LICHTBLAU and JAMES RISEN

The most heinious of acts occured today as Bob Marley carried his newly purchased Chritmas tree from his car to his house. His tree was severly injured as Christmas terrorists shot 17 times at the tree, hitting it with nine bullets.



Mr Marley said the Christmas terrorists drove away in a Chevrolet Pick up truck that had an American flag attached to the back, and a Bush Cheney '04 bumper sticker on the rea bumper.

[hickman1937]

1. I just read an update.

They were all wearing Reagun and O'Rielly masks, and were later spotted buying oil.

[FogerRox]

2. I guess they think they are real "slick"

[hickman1937]

3. FogerRox, my friend, you give them too much credit.

They don't "think". Olive Oylcoulter does that for them. They aim and shoot, aim and shoot, aim and shoot. The tree was probably cut in october so the fact that they couldn't shoot straight was irrelevant. The gasbags just had to aim their butts, and the needles come tumbling down.

[FogerRox]

4. yes UR right ---- not thinking

This happened in my town too-- 3 x-mas trees have been blown up-- 2 Nativity scenes wiped out by RPG attacks-- when will it stop?

[FogerRox]

5. this is the last straw-- I woke up this morning

someone sprayed HAPPY HOLIDAYS on my front door

[FogerRox]

6. Merry

Impeachmas