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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:56 PM
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matcom wants to be 15 and kidnapped by a porn start to be a love slave
Who can blame him?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:57 PM
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1. well.....

DUH!

:D
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 03:01 PM
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2. Maybe he'll get lucky and get kidnapped
by Ron Jeremy...

RL
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 03:09 PM
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3. DOH!
:rofl:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 03:12 PM
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4. Must. Be. Specific.
When. Talking. About. Porn.

:hi:

RL
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 04:27 PM
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5. Ok that was ugly.
I will NOT think about matcom being Ron Jeremy's love slave. No, I won't! I am not thinking about it right now.

Can't we be nice to the little bastard for once and let him be Marilyn Chambers' love slave? Aw, come on! It's christmas!


Khash.
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mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 09:16 PM
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6. Think that's bad?
How 'bout a threesome, matcom, Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy....

mmmmmm...that's some gooood lovin
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 09:21 PM
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8. OK, I would pay to see that.
You do realize you are evil and that you bring out the worst in the rest of us? And at Christmas! Do you have no shame, sir?

Khash.
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mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 10:08 PM
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11. I have no shame whatsoever
But my customer service is impecable.
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 09:37 PM
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9. Oh, ew.
How is this thread not locked yet? :puke:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 10:14 PM
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12. It's not locked because we are being mean to matcom
a sport even the mods enjoy :)

Khash.
(Hey I was the nice one! I wanted him to be Marilyn Chambers love slave!)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 09:18 PM
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7. I can see it now
young, disturbed crooking his finger like "The Shining" only repeating "Hedgehog... Hedgehog..." instead of redrum
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mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 10:06 PM
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10. LOL!
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