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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:06 PM
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Why does my dog eat the cat puke?
Edited on Thu Dec-22-05 03:07 PM by kick-ass-bob
:puke:


I live in a really strange house.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:08 PM
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1. Ewwwwww....
Why did you have to tell us that?

Gross.

:spank:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:09 PM
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2. Because it isn't a proper meal
without an aperitif.



:evilgrin:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:10 PM
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3. .
:rofl:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:10 PM
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4. Dave Barry said it best...
Edited on Thu Dec-22-05 03:20 PM by Richardo
(paraphrase)

A dog will eat anything he finds on the floor, his reasoning being: if it turns out not to be food, he can always throw it up later.
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:11 PM
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5. Because its tasty
Why else would anyone eat vomit silly?
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:13 PM
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6. pushing to the side my burrito,
because there's no such thing as dognip.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:13 PM
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7. Dunno. Have you tried it?
mikey_the_rat
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:14 PM
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8. I've smelled it.
That was enough for me.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:15 PM
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9. Because it tastes better than dog puke
Trust me... I know.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:15 PM
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12. you know, the dog has never eaten the dog puke.
:think:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:22 PM
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16. That's because
Cat puke has the hairballs, dog puke doesn't. The hairball gives it that little bit of "zing" that makes it so much better on the palate.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:15 PM
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10. Because
it's a dog. Add some fresh cow manure to the diet. :rofl:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:15 PM
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11. In evolutionary terms
it's probably to eradicate biological scents that would attract predators to the "den"..In modern terms..it's to irritate the hell out of YOU! :)
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:15 PM
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13. This isn't going to degenerate into a Linda Tripp hot dog thread
is it? One is enough for today.

21-puke salute!


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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:17 PM
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14. The same reason why my dog eats her own puke only
to puke it up again only to eat it again, and so on and so on!! :puke: It is really sick!
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:18 PM
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15. What's so good about a hairball?
yeeaacchhh!
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:27 PM
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17. It has that nice consistency dogs love
Salty, too.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:29 PM
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18. well, if it was at my house, it would be because the cat had gotten
into the dog food and since that always makes her sick she pukes it up - then the dog comes along and senses hhhhhmmmmm dog food - with "gravy" yay.

there is a reason they are called DOGS.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:41 PM
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20. considering how bad the stuff I feed them smells
I yell at my dog for eating sh*t and she looks at me like, "this is the same stuff you give me every day, what's the big deal?" Funny thing is, I know their sense of smell is better than mine. Why then do they think it is so cool to smell urine and feces? Isn't it logical that with a more powerful sense of smell that those would smell even worse?

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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 08:56 PM
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21. sort of like that myth that cats are clean animals - ha!
and congratulations (or something) - I have had that as my sig for at least a year - or whenever it was I figured out how to do them finally and you are the first to offer a suggestion! Thanks - I would probably rather put up a Rall cartoon but I think they have to be so small - he is a fave that's for sure.
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Tari Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:41 PM
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19. Here's one for you from my strange house. Let me set the stage:
location: my kitchen
actors: me, my honey, my daugher (5 yrs old at the time), Bo the dog


Action: My honey lets one smelly fart rip. My daughter, whose nose is at the same level as her dad's butt, walks right through the stence. She starts retching & says she's going to throw up.
Being the kind, caring parents that we are, we start to laugh. Bo the dog sits & watches. Daughter says again she's going to throw up. Then she does. Pukes right on the kitchen floor. Bo, gets up & calmly walks over to the pile of puke. And he eats it.


He cleaned it up real good & I didn't even have to mop. Good dog.

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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:01 PM
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22. LOL!! What excellent housekeepers dogs are!
My friend's dog used to very obligingly clean the cat litter box for her. She called the delicacies he found there "fudge".
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Tari Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 12:10 AM
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23. Ah, yes. We also have cats & our dog likes fudge. There are these
cookies that we sometimes get from well-meaning people around this time of year that resemble the fudge cookies from the litter box. Chocolate rolled in small nuts &/or powdered sugar.

I can not eat them.






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liontamer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:14 AM
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24. because you don't feed him/her cat food and now s/he is seizing the chance
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 03:10 AM
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25. A change of pace from eating his own poo? ...nt
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 06:45 AM
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26. yep, we have two dogs and they'll eat their own, the cat's
they also like to eat what we call "kitty chocolates" and in the winter they'll eat their own "poopcicles".
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