Denis Leary Seen sliding down bannister naked at NYC hotel.

[TheMightyFavog]

http://entertainment.excite.com/celebgossip/pgsix/id/12_19_2005_1.html

"TRUTH or Dare?" Madonna's got nothing on the cast and crew of "Rescue Me," the New York-set F/X channel firefighter dramedy starring Denis Leary.

Late last Tuesday night, following the show's Christmas party at the SoHo Grand Hotel, a band of merrymakers led by Leary swarmed the downstairs bar of Ono at the Hotel Gansevoort and immediately decided to play Truth or Dare with shots of vodka as truth serum.

(snip)

"They ordered every kind of vodka the bar had," says our reliable spywitness, "which included 15 brands. They put it on a Lazy Susan, spun it around and played the game. They were calling it the Boozy Susan.

(snip)

"Denis slid down a banister completely naked. He did it lickety split," continues our tattletale. "Where they were sitting was facing the hotel's courtyard on Ninth Avenue. They were flashing the incoming traffic. Everyone was blowing their horns at them.


OK, UWSP oughta give an honorary degree to Leary for doing that shit. it sounded like he and his buddies drank like Pointers that night!

[ghostsofgiants]

1. "Spywitness" = dumbest word ever

[TheMightyFavog]

2. Funny thing is...

i once knew a woman nicknamed "boozy Susan".

[ForrestGump]

3. Denis (and just how Do you pronounce that?) Leary is

obviously missing a couple of things, because -- unless copious volumes of lubricant are involved -- I can't imagine much less comfortable than to be a grown male sliding naked down a banister.

Ouch... :o

[peekaloo]

4. There's something about the phrase 'lickety split' and sliding down a

banister nude that makes me shudder.

[Orsino]

8. One word: "newel." n/t

[supernova]

5. I would at least use a pillow!

:crazy:

But, OMG do I love Rescue Me! :D

[jane_pippin]

6. That's an image I *never* wanted in my head. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

:puke:

[Arugula Latte]

7. Splinters?

:scared: