Is there anything more hilariously absurd than 'Ol Elvis McDonald?

[Dangerously Amused]

The McDonalds near me has a classic rock theme. 'Ol Elvis here serenades us as we dance to the restroom.
How cool is that?! :7

[ForrestGump]

1. There he is!

I'd trade places with him. :-)

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Huh. Anything to get a peek inside the ladies room, eh?

Shame on you!


:spank:

[ForrestGump]

5. Sha...um...SHAME on you, too

:P

Depends on the lady, anyway...

:loveya:

Spank me tender...

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. How appropriate that they put him

just outside the bathroom.



And he's got Fat, Drug-Addicted Elvis hair and sideburns but Skinny, Jailhouse Punk Elvis chinos and loafers. What's up with that?

[Dangerously Amused]

4. I know, right? He was a lot skinnier when they first installed him.

I think he's filching McNuggets at night when nobody's around.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. 'Ah-ah-ah-Egg McMuffin'

<gulp>

"Thangya. Thangyaverramush."

[Dangerously Amused]

7. I, um...

...missed it. Sorry. Was that a commercial or something? I like, NEVER watch TV. So all those cool pop culture references are lost on me. It's a shame, really.

=sigh=

I'll never be normal.


:eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. No, it came right out of my head

You want I should put it back? :shrug:







Btw — "normal" is seriously overrated, and no damned fun.

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Your head? Ah yes, probably a good idea to put it back.

So... how long have you been "normal"?


:7

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Uh... since never?

I tried it when I was a kid because that's what my folks wanted me to be. But I just couldn't do it. I find it utterly distasteful. :puke:

[KitchenWitch]

8. Is that Rock and Roll McDonald's in Chicago?

:shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

10. No. Damn, I wish it was, though.