Ok. Who wants to get married? I'm available.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

:popcorn:

[Heidi]

1. I thought you were going to bed.

Decided to stay up and get married, huh?

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Yeah.

:rofl: :popcorn:

[FuzzySlippers]

3. I thought you were going to bed. Now you're soliciting

marriage proposals?:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Well I just figured I'd stay up for a few more minutes.

:popcorn:

[FuzzySlippers]

7. That oughta be long enough to find a bride.

;-) :popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. I'll give it another 15 minutes or so.

:popcorn:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. I would, but

I heard you were barren.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. You're guy anyways.

:popcorn:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. And your point...?

:shrug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. Creep.

:popcorn:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Crazy spurned me!

[Heidi]

23. Give him another 15 or 20 minutes.

He might just be weighing all of his options. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Oh, yeah

I hadn't thought o' that. Thanks. :hug:

[Heidi]

27. Well, you know how guys are.

Fickle. Through and through. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Hey!

I resemble that. :spank:

[Heidi]

29. Cue accordian music here.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Mom!

Heidi's makin' fun of me with newsroom humor! :cry:

[Heidi]

31. "Run, Forrest, run!" (nt)

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. Nonononono

Forrest is the nekkid one with the shrinking stomach.



I'm the...



the...



:wtf:

[Heidi]

34. You're this guy:

[Oeditpus Rex]

Could be worse

I could be this guy:

[Heidi]

37. Or this guy:

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. Uh...

Seen my avatar lately? :shrug:

[Heidi]

40. Uh...

yes. :rofl: But I thought my legless version might add a little variety and cause Crazy to un-spurn you. :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. Ah, yes

I see your logic.









:shrug:

[Heidi]

42. But never mind.

I see that Mr. Guggenheim has decided to call it a night. Dissapointing at best, as you and I did all we possibly could to assist him. :grr:

[Oeditpus Rex]

43. Just between you and me

and anybody else on the planet who reads this thread, I wouldn't really marry him. I just wanted to give him a thread of hope.

[Heidi]

44. You're a true philanthropist, OR.

:thumbsup:

[Omphaloskepsis]

6. I'm taken...

Thanks for the offer.. The odd thing is my house has a dishwasher. I just noticed tonight. I have lived here for 14 months.. WTF??

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. Well who asked you?

:popcorn:

[Heidi]

11. Would you consider a referral?

Because I know a smart, kind, gorgeous DUer who's lookin' to have a baby pretty soon.

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Maybe. She isn't pregant like now is she?

:popcorn:

[Heidi]

15. Nope, not pregnant yet.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4457991

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. I read part of it. Tell me more before I lose interest.

:popcorn:

[Heidi]

17. Well, the OP in that thread is good-lookin', intelligent, kind

and a true liberal, much like yourself. That's why I thought you two might be a perfect match.

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. LOL.

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

20. C'mon next.

:popcorn:

[Heidi]

21. You're STILL not married? Geez, it's been 10 minutes.

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

25. It's been three guys and a married woman.

:popcorn:

[FuzzySlippers]

64. Hey! I'm not a guy!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=152525

[Crazy Guggenheim]

66. Alright. How old are you?

[FuzzySlippers]

68. Geez! What a question!

I didn't say I was applying. I just said I wasn't a guy.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

69. Get lost.

:popcorn:

[FuzzySlippers]

71. With that kind of an attitude your search

should be eminently successful.:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

73. Yeah yeah. NEXT! C'mon keep 'em moving.

[KitchenWitch]

22. Already married

sorry!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

26. Well you should be sorry.

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. Fuck it. I'm going to bed.

:popcorn:

[Heidi]

35. Sweet dreams, Crazy . . .

It was a valiant attempt. Next time, give it more than half an hour, huh?

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

36. It was just a joke anyways.

[Heidi]

38. You're kidding!!!!!

And I spent all that time sending PMs to all of my single DU friends, in hopes of finding you a spouse. Why, I never!

[lizziegrace]

45. Still single

after all those minutes??

[Crazy Guggenheim]

49. Yeah I know.

[tjdee]

46. You ask that without posting a pic? Whaaa?

I'm not married or a gay man, but I do have a kid and am a Christian(albeit an extremely liberal one). I also oscillate wildly betweena hating relationships and wanting one. Changes every couple of minutes, actually.

I'm fairly certain that puts me out of the running with most straight guys on this board, LOL!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

47. Here's a picture of Crazy! Enjoy..........

[Crazy Guggenheim]

48. ..........

[TK421]

51. Absolutely DASHING, ole'chap

[TK421]

53. Absolutely DASHING, ole'chap

[tjdee]

54. Ah, great! Thanks Peggy and Crazy!

I'm sure you'll find someone to marry soon enough, you look like such a nice man (and that is not an insult!) and you clean up good, too!

[Heidi]

55. That man has absolutely beautiful wrists.

:blush:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

56. Byte me.

[Heidi]

57. Not a very nice thing to say

to a woman with a wrist fetish. :cry:

[LaurenG]

60. Don't cry Heidi, besides I've always heard one needs to look

at the width of their palms. (They say it tells you everything you need to know, lol).I have a sister Crazy, but she lives in New Mexico.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

62. Thanks. How old is she?

[LaurenG]

65. She is 51

Blond, 5'4 size 6 and she LOVES animals and she writes childrens books.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

67. Hmmm. I'm 51, 6'3" love animals, like to read.

[LaurenG]

70. Well are you anywhere near Corrales?

Oh yeah and she absolutely cannot abide bush.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

72. I'm in the S.F. Bay Area.

[LaurenG]

74. Well she has always loved San Francisco

She tried to move there a few years ago but the cost of living made it difficult for her to do so. You never know. :shrug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

75. Not if she knows someone there.

[Heidi]

63. What a coincidence!

I have a _crazy sister_ who lives in Key West. She's single, but I love Crazy Guggenheim too much to attempt a matchmaking thang. :)

[Deja Q]

50. I'm hip, where and when do you want to do it?

:D

[Crazy Guggenheim]

52. Jeez ........

[DanCa]

58. Does anybody need somebody to love?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

59. Party pooper.

[DanCa]

61. Im in the same boat

dude look at it this way your my hero. You inspired me. Or was it the six pack i had before lunch?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

76. Bump.

[Heidi]

77. Kick!

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

79. This is going to be good!

:popcorn:

[ForrestGump]

78. Thank you for asking.

But it won't work out. I think your moustache would tickle me.

Taken, anyway. :D

[Crazy Guggenheim]

80. Masher!

[bridgit]

81. that's it? "Who wants to get married? I'm available" and you're just...

there? eating popcorn? :eyes: it befalls me to inform: i'll need to see some attributes, some detail, a resume; something :rofl:

cause i buy pop-secret by the box @ costco, and i still have well over half a box of the stuff with butter/lip gloss already on it :7

[Heidi]

82. Kick.

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

83. Thanks Heidi.

[LSK]

84. theres always grovelbot

[Crazy Guggenheim]

85. Nah! I've got other choices.