Let ME Tell YOU About NothingShocksMeAnymore!

[matcom]

FINALLY spoke to her for the first time tonight.

SHE IS A F*CKING WHIP!!!!

Smart as shit and has a Wit that can KILL!! :bounce:

I LOVE YOU TEENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bounce:

what a GREAT DUer!!!

:bounce:

[DS1]

1. *gets in line*

What? No raincoats? I must be how tall?

FUCK!

[matcom]

2. YOU are just Envious

that *I* was "ON THE HOOD OF HER CAR!!!"

:D

[DS1]

3. So instead of a trophy wife

you were the hood ornament husband?

Things are starting to make sense now :7

*bling bling*

[matcom]

4. i'll be HER hood ornament ANYDAY!!!

:D

*bling, bling* INDEED :D

[DS1]

5. oh, we know you will!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

26. LOL! I'm stealing that!

Matty! I love ya honey...and DS1...there's always room for more...on my hood!

[salin]

6. She is brilliant

and the most incredibly well versed person (in a zillion subjects) that I have ever met. Add that biting sense of humour - she can make the dull sharp, she can make the bored begin to listen and think. In short - she is cool (and has my admiration).

25 five Cheers for Teena (and some of ya'll need to chip in for some cars and hood ornaments - cause it sounds like ya'll are going to drive up the demand!)

[mitchtv]

7. hip hip hooray

big fan here" I'm stckin with the Union"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

27. It's only a zillion subjects because I have to keep up with my evil twin

who plans to conquer the world with me :D

[Misinformed01]

28. Your evil triplet

Damnit!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. Oops! My bad! Dammit!

Hi honey! you're home! nice day at the office with all the drunken repukes?
:loveya:

[Misinformed01]

30. Very nice night at the office!

My repukes were cute tonight! We had a good musician there, and my favorite customer came in (his Dad was a Black Panther, how cool is that?)...so, I wasn't the Token Liberal!

But, this is YOUR thread! Enough about me!

You deserve a fabulous thread more than any other DUer I can think of!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. That's sweet!

thanks, Steph...and you deserve a drink in peace and quiet :beer: Please give my regards to the cat...I know he's right there :hi: hi kitty!

[salin]

35. the triplet with the most contradictory nic

ever.... misinformed my behind! ;-)

:hi:

[salin]

34. What was the target date again

gotta calibrate the watches... :D

[ForrestGump]

8. Practicing my hood ornament poses

Just in case.

I wanna be one of the Boyz on the Hood......

[SOteric]

9. She's a rare and wonderful person

And we're lucky to have her at DU to inspire, amuse and poke fun at us. ;-)

[ForrestGump]

10. And did I mention that she's got

72 supermodel friends who prefer large men who run fleets of shrimp boats?

It gets better every time I hear it.....

[SOteric]

12. I'll bet some of her supermodel friends

even prefer scrawny chicks. :7

[ForrestGump]

16. I'm an open-minded dude

They can bring their girlfriends if they want to - and I guess that lightweight-division ladies would be far more practical....you know, a safety consideration....for me...... :o

What a rich fantasy life I have. Ahhhhh.......

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. And they all want you real bad!!!!

I asked them tonight and they said "life is like a box of chocolates, but fuck chocolates we want Forrest Gump!"

[ForrestGump]

39. Oh, they got me REAL BAD

Bad to the bone...b-b-b-b-baaaddddddd



I can see it now. Just like the opening to "A Hard Day's Night" with me running through the streets ahead of a screaming pack of Gump-craving models. And my shoelace is untied. Dammit - why's there always a shoelace untied in my dreams?

[PinkTiger]

11. Great for her. But why all the gang bang imagery??

Can't you guys discuss anything without sounding like a bunch of 15-year-old nerds? (Who wish they had experience, I might add.....)
This is disgusting.

[DoctorBombay]

13. Had a BLAST with her about a month ago

It was actually the first time I had met another DUer. We went to the House of Blues in Hollywood to see Joan Armatrading. An AWESOME time.

NSMA, next time, I will need to sample that stuff!

[JohnKleeb]

14. really is a great person she is

When I called in on the radio two weeks ago as some of you remember. Well NSMA being how she was PMed and told me I was great others did that too but she was the only one to PM me the others responded. Thanks to you all too.

[short bus president]

15. I think she sucks

Oh, no, wait - that's someone else. NSMA is just groovy. :thumbsup:

[Khephra]

17. NSMA is one awesome DUer, that's for sure!

And I'm happy because I got to speak to my pal Matcom on the phone.

:hi:

[Ashes]

18. I'm sure she's wondrous

but is this threadworthy? Seems like a private mail type thing to me. Hell, we're all wondrous. Yea!!!!!

[Khephra]

19. Everything (except politcs) is threadworthy in the Lounge!

;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. On that note, let me tell you about my toe nail fungus...

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

I agree, nothing shocks me is a very smart, very nice person. Why do I think this? Because she doesn't think I am grumpy. :D

[Khephra]

21. I'll trade my back full of mosquito bites

for your toe fungus. Deal?

:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. Sure, I think I've got som lidocaine around here somewhere...

;)

[Ashes]

23. Okay folks, please take it into the lounge if you're going to be that way

okay. carry on.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. I am so unworthy!

I appreciate the reminder!

[ForrestGump]

40. nothingshocksmeanymore IS wondrous

nothingshocksmeanymore is an icon. She just is. I mean, she is.

Even her name - nothingshocksmeanymore - I mean, it's just.....it just is.

It's beyond explanation. If I had to explain it, you wouldn't understand it. And, similarly, if I had to understand it, you wouldn't explain it. No, that's not right. You wouldn't understand it because I couldn't explain it. Or maybe you wouldn't explain it because I couldn't understand it. Mainly because I wouldn't be coherently explaining it. Because she just is.

She really is.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

43. I don't get it

[ForrestGump]

45. Me neither

[Maddy McCall]

32. She has earned my authentic respect :-)

In many of the most inflammatory threads, NSMA stands up and confronts the problem.

I really dig her too, and consider her one of my best DU friends.

:-) :bounce: :-)

Best sarcastic line on DU yet: "Me go make fire now." LMFAO!

[Paragon]

33. Yeah, but is she HOT?!?

I mean, hey - let's get down to brass tacks here. ;-)

[Armstead]

36. Who? NSMA? Is that the space program?

(Just giving my own little tribute, as an homage to the unduplicatable NSMA style.)

[blm]

37. She's on my hit parade...

that's for sure. She's as smart and funny as they come.

I can see her creating a sitcom version of West Wing. Seriously!

Throw some Zomby Woof in there for good measure and you'd have an Emmy within a year.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

44. Don't TEMPT ME!!

or I'll have to attempt to make use of my Hollywood connections! :D

[Sophree]

38. Tell us something we didn't know

;-)

No, seriously, NSMA's posts are always so intelligent and witty.

Her "Haiku Battle 2003" with Character Assassin had me LMAO.

:toast: to all DUers who make me laugh on a daily basis!

[Pepperbelly]

41. she's a peach...

:D

[noiretextatique]

42. NSMA kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i'll kick anyone's ass who says otherwise :hi: