what is the stupidest thing you have done to impress someone you liked?

[sundog]

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. Writing a USB device driver

for a temperature probe

[Fenris]

2. Shot President Reagan.

What do you think of me now, Jody?????

[sundog]

3. impressive

[Fenris]

5. I'm glad you think so.

I paralyzed a man and didn't get so much as a phone call.

[ComerPerro]

37. Did it work?

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. Hey, I've been looking for you!

Been wanting to ask you why the hell you never took a marksmanship course.

:grr:

[terrya]

4. Occationally, posted in the Lounge.

I mean, some of my posts here have been, um, "less than literature". :-)

Nice to see you back, sundog.

[sundog]

21. don't feel bad

my whole life is less than literature

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

6. there was this one time, at jew camp

when i shoved a shofar up my...

:rofl:

[sundog]

7. bought tickets to a phish concert

a) bought tickets - strike 1

b) for a she - strike 2

lessons learned the hard way

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

9. umm, in response

a) not stupid

b) stupid

c) it woulda worked on me

[Cathyclysmic]

8. Peg my jeans and tuck them into my socks

1990 was a dark year..:scared:

[sundog]

11. ..

:spray:

[redqueen]

10. You're not gonna tell us yours?

I don't remember doing anything really... I'll try to remember, I'm sure I've done something stupid.

[XNASA]

12. Tried to Ski Jump with no prior experience.

[omshanti]

13. bought a milli vanilli tape.

they didn't have CDs back in the day.

[FuzzySlippers]

14. Repeatedly post idiotic one-liners

to try to get some gay guy to pay attention to me.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

15. Solved world hunger.

But she didn't care, so I stopped. :D

[bertha katzenengel]

16. took up field hockey

:eyes:

[sundog]

22. you lesbian!

:P

:hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

27. how did you guess?

My plan failed miserably when, in her backyard one day, she was showing me how to play and i asked her if she had a left-handed stick. She said "no such thing."

Makes perfect sense to me! The damned play surface on the stick is only on one side!

Sigh.

[ronnykmarshall]

17. Has sex with his ex-boyfriend

and had him call and him how much better in the sack I was.

[sundog]

18. ...

:o

:spank:

:thumbsup:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

20. you win

:yourock::evilgrin:

[ComerPerro]

38. Damn dude

[RetroLounge]

19. Replied to this thread

:rofl:

RL

[sundog]

29. all you do to me is talk talk

talktalktalktalktalktalk

[momophile]

23. ate food out of his mouth...

He did the "Do you like seafood?", and when I replied yes, he showed me the food in his mouth (how immature). So I then grabbed the food and ate it.

It worked for that night.

Oh, BTW, that was like 15 years ago and I was a teenager.

[ContraBass Black]

24. I took a man's left wrist in my right hand, his right wrist in my left,

And tore him in half.

[ForrestGump]

25. Shot a man in Reno

Just to watch him die.


Oh, yeah...another is that I got tombstoned. :-)

[FuzzySlippers]

28. So who were you trying to impress

by doing the latter?

[sundog]

30. you

[ForrestGump]

39. I was hoping, to be perfectly candid, that my return from the dead

would inspire an epidemic of cooing while gently forehead (mine) dabbing and pressing-head (mine)-to-bosom among DU's women.

Instead, I just found a pile of bills waiting for me. :-)

[FuzzySlippers]

41. Awwwww.....you can press your fevered brow

to my bosom any time.:P

[ForrestGump]

44. *browpress*

:D

I appreciate that. Thank you for the accommodation of your bosom... :hug:

Of course, now my brow is more fevered than before.

*faceplant*

:-)

[ComerPerro]

40. Dave Foley, Kids in the Hall.

"I once shot a man, just to watch him die. Then, I got distracted, and I missed it."


EDIT: I realize what the reference is, it just made me think of the Kids in the Hall line...

[leftofthedial]

26. got married

[ET Awful]

31. Well, there was that whole moving 3,000 miles across the country because

she asked me to thing. . . . .

[kick-ass-bob]

32. You tell me.

:P

[sundog]

33. you haven't done it yet bob

[kick-ass-bob]

34. something stupid? or...

impress... you...? :sob: :cry:

[youthere]

35. jumped off the roof of a two story building...

with an umbrella to "break my fall" (ala Mary Poppins).
I was 8, he was 10. I thought I I broke my collar bone. I immediately swore off older men.

[sundog]

36. listened to the postal service cd

:(

[progmom]

45. ...

:hug:

[Cats Against Frist]

42. I played "The Santa Rap" from Beat Street on my tape recorder

to impress two boys, forgetting that I was nine and they were fourteen and way too cool to think that was an interesting thing. I was really embarrassed.

[miss_american_pie]

43. Took up smoking for a month

Yep, stupid.

[zanne]

49. I pretended I knew how to smoke.

I was at a keg party when I was in college, trying to think of a way to impress a really cute guy. Finally, I bummed a cigarette from my friend and went up to him, lighting my cigarette. Little did I know I had lit the filter. I didn't notice anything wrong until he said "What's that smell"? (He wasn't impressed).

[kwassa]

46. Went body-surfing in really huge surf to show my manliness

Then the wave dropped me ten feet straight down on bare sand, and I barely got my elbows out before I hit the ground, only to be buried by the wave and churned and ground against the bottom. It felt like I came close to knocking both shoulders out of joint.

I crawled out of that ocean and didn't go back for the rest of the day.

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. Engaged someone WAY more funny than me

in a make-her-laugh-until-she-soils-her-knickers contest. :blush:



Oh... and there was that time I cut off my ear...