Thread titles that will get you banned from DU!

[UrbScotty]

"Proposition: White Supremacy Group"
"I just f***ed Pat Robertson. Ask me anything."
"Lieberman/Miller 2008"
"Skinner and Ann Coulter sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"

[Devra]

1. Bush is the best president ever. ala Myers

[RedCloud]

2. Sex Thread Banners are really conservative!

Bye everybody, it was fun.

[Shell Beau]

3. I guess you were right!

:P

[KitchenWitch]

4. Yikes

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

39. Post here for HOT SEXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xithras]

5. Dick Cheney is HOT!!!

That one would get you banned for bad taste alone. ;)

[UrbScotty]

7. Of course he's hot - that's what happens when you come under fire (nt)

[Chicago Democrat]

23. He does have a big dick

its tru

[WeRQ4U]

6. "Haliburton is so philanthropic..it deserves more tax cuts"

Just maybe.

[Maddy McCall]

8. I want to fingerf**k grovelbot in his USB slot.

[ForrestGump]

15. Hey...Maddy....

I've got Firewire...

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

18. They have antibiotics that will take care of that (nt)

[ComerPerro]

43. I did! It was great, at the time,

but afterward Grovelbot wouldn't even talk to me or look at me.

Now, Grovelbot just avoids me in public...

Its really awkward between us.

But I don't regret anything...

[ForrestGump]

9. "Everyone: post as many posts as you can in one minute!"

:o

[Deja Q]

10. Here's a topical one:

"You don't want to know what I'm thinking of pumping..."

(there's like 2 other threads about pumping collagen into lips, the Democratic party for some reason, et al...)

[Beaverhausen]

11. I think all late term abortions should be illegal

anyone remember this?

[ronnykmarshall]

12. God I love the DLC!!!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. I post that every once in a while just to see what happens.

:rofl: :woohoo: :popcorn:

[ronnykmarshall]

17. Fuck PETA and the vegan horse they rode up on!!

:hide:

[UrbScotty]

27. YEARGH for the DLC! (nt)

[In_The_Wind]

14. Chicken ...

Remember all those threads ...

[WritingIsMyReligion]

16. I personally think Michael Brown is a saint.

There. That might do the trick

:puke::puke:

[DanCa]

19. i am posting naked and eatting fried chicken live by web cam

PS i am over three hundred pounds.

[maveric]

20. "Falwell is right. Abortion IS Murder! Whats wrong with you people?"

[datasuspect]

21. vegans are really communists

[Chicago Democrat]

22. Banned? nah... DU is a forgiving very very very easy mods, who love.

and love and love and love


and love some more


and if yu still act like satan and kill our members' then maybe you might get banned...


Also never attack another DU member in ANY DIRECt way or that thread will get locked. (sorry everyone)

[Rowdyboy]

24. How do you deliver twins in a breach birth? EASY! First, boil some water

....

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. I just smeared semen on my screen and had my dog shit in my mouth

[Catchawave]

26. I just cut my thumb off, what should I do ?

[Liberal Veteran]

28. Those nice folks at Free Republic seem perfectly reasonable to me.

:D

[UrbScotty]

29. Reasonable? They're geniuses!

:evilgrin:

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

30. Poll : Which racial minority do you hate the most?

[XemaSab]

31. I just screwed a box turtle! Ask me anything!

:D

[UrbScotty]

37. What will you do after you lose to Bob Casey next year? (nt)

[NMMNG]

32. George W: The Bush even the most desperate lesbian won't touch

[LeftyMom]

33. Vegans Really Do Taste Better: LeftyMom's Dispatches from Tampa

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

34. Yew lieburels is stoopid retards! We is hugh and series! Gawd bles W!

[UrbScotty]

35. Dont fergit Raygun and Polund! (nt)

[ksilvas]

36. Blow up the leeves and give'm all jet ski's.n/t

[Hardrada]

38. I am looking at Cosmo magazine and stroking.......

[BobEPeru]

40. 101 Reasons Coulter is a total Fox...

Pun intended
*ducks*

[dr.strangelove]

41. Who really wants a bunch a f'ing fags to be in the military anyway?

That last one was pretty funny of you to post.

[pdx_prog]

42. Cats Suck!

[DS1]

44. I just busted my nuts all over the place, and took pictures

[derby378]

45. "I'm Having Ann Coulter's Lovechild"

HA!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

46. People only bash Rick Santorum because he's a Catholic

(Honk if you get what I'm REALLY talking about with that one!)

[Strong Atheist]

47. ..... nt.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

48. Kittens are delicious.

[Lochloosa]

49. Rush is on in 10 minutes...Can't wait

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