how many girls would let ME massage them....?

[DS1]

:evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Me. I've seen your pic.

:hide:

[DS1]

3. yay

:woohoo: that's one brave soul out there

[matcom]

2. they like the DEEP massage

[DS1]

4. I'll be sure to have that 'warmed', too

;-)

[Midlodemocrat]

5. And aromatherapy oils.

[SOteric]

6. Right after you take me swimming.

:hi:

[DS1]

10. Done!

Jump on in, I'll catch ya :hi:

[Mrs.Matcom]

7. Me!

Come on over baby! oh wait, I heard you were naughty today too!! Hmmm I think you need to be spanked!! :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[DS1]

11. Ahh, Paris

:D

[Mrs.Matcom]

17. Are you calling me Paris or

Do you want me to take you there? Be very careful with your answer, stud muffin!!!

[DS1]

19. Oh no, no

I was simply reliving one of my classier moments today :D

I wouldn't really call you Paris.... Not in person, anyway.




Paris.

[redqueen]

8. I'd be ascairt.

:scared:

[DS1]

12. okay

I'll take you to the Sharper Image store and let you sit in the special chair.

[redqueen]

16. That sounds like a nightmare I once had.

It ended with sharks trying to eat my legs, so... I guess that's a no. :P

[GOPisEvil]

9. I know of one...but she's hardly a "girl".

;)

[DS1]

14. Agreed

[tjdee]

13. Me, but you're taken, na?

As I've said in the past, quite succintly I thought--

You're cute. :puke:

[DS1]

15. My threads aren't officially threads until I've got a lady's vomit

out over my picture

:woohoo:

[tjdee]

20. Smooth talker you!

Is this entire thread for souping your ego, or for copycatting purposes? After I posted before I became mildly indignant.

Just mildly, because after all you are indeed adorable.

[DS1]

22. Copycatting, entirely

however I was waiting for one answer ;-)

[In_The_Wind]

18. I would.

[DS1]

23. cool

my fingers will be tired

[In_The_Wind]

28. OMG

Good No extreme Rolfing allowed.

[skygazer]

21. Right now I'd let about anyone massage me

Well, not including anyone in the Bush administration but I'd certainly let you!

[DS1]

24. very well then

Bushite I am not!

[Guy Fawkes]

25. My back and shoulders hurt...

:(

[DS1]

26. that sucks man

tie a knot into a pair of socks and lay back against it

[BlueIris]

27. Well, I'm a woman but I would still let anyone here massage me.

My shoulders have needed relief for about a month now and there is NO ONE to help me. I've never paid for body work before, but I'm scrounging around for a massage therapist at the moment. Yes, I know this isn't a serious thread, but, I'm SERIOUS. I would probably even let a non-Democrat massage me.

[DS1]

31. wow

good luck finding someone quick!

[Bunny]

29. Well, I would. Who could pass up that chance?

:D

[DS1]

32. A few people, apparently

:D

[Bunny]

35. Well, then they obviously haven't seen you.

I think I once saw a pic of you in your Dress Blues - Mama mia! *fans self*

[LeftyMom]

30. I don't think you're that brave.

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

33. oooh

You and Redqueen can be a coalition of the knotted

[jus_the_facts]

34. only if I can massage you back....

....my hands are magical...I can provide testimonials!

[Tari]

36. and you front.

[DS1]

37. *cues the Barry White*

You two can take the guest room

[Tari]

38. You have a guest room? Actually, I meant YOUR front.

Can I still listen to Barry White?

[DS1]

41. Oh, I see

My front is spoken for ;-)

and Barry White makes me laugh :D

[FuzzySlippers]

39. Only if your hands are warm.

The last thing I want on me right now are a pair of cold, clammy hands.

[DS1]

40. You know what they say --- Warm hands, cold heart!

:D

[rbnyc]

42. I would.

My husband is a bit of a voyeur, tho, if you don't mind.

:evilgrin: