Favorite Bob Rivers Twisted Christmas song

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Poll question: Favorite Bob Rivers Twisted Christmas song

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1. And then there's "The Chimney Song" - his first hit.

The Chimney Song

(Original Song by Bob Rivers)

There’s stuck up in the chimney
And I don’t know what it is
But it’s been there all night long
Well I waited up for Santa
All Christmas night
But he never came
And it don’t seem right
That there’s something in the chimney
And it don’t make a sound
But I wish you a merry Christmas

There’s something stuck up in the chimney
And I don’t know what it is
But it’s been there all week long
Well the dog keeps barkin’ up the chimney flue
And we don’t know what we’re gonna do
Cuz there’s something in the chimney
And it doesn’t move around
And it’s been a week since Christmas

There’s stuck up in the chimney
And I don’t know what it is
But it’s been there all month long
Well it’s jammed up tight
Above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny
Such a big disgrace
That there’s something in the chimney
And it doesn’t talk at all
And it’s been there since last Christmas

There’s stuck up in the chimney
And I don’t know what it is
But it’s been there all year long
I’ll be waiting up for Santa
Like I did last year
But my brother says
He’s already here
And he’s stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn’t say a word
And he’ll be there every Christmas
And we’ll have him every Christmas

BTW... you can listen to streaming "Twisted Christmas Radio" at www.bobrivers.com

[MrScorpio]

2. Sled Zepplin

I'm playing it for the Hottest Sounds Christmas show

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3. Shameless self-kick

Because I know there's gotta be some Bob Rivers fans on the night shift.

:shrug: