Do Men Retain Water?

[Jack_Dawson]

Cuz I've never felt more bloated in my life. Can crab legs really do this? My slacks have never been tighter. I can feel my waist spilling over my pants. It's making me irritable. Is this why all y'all get so pissed every month? I get it!

:beer:

[Jamastiene]

1. Why have you got crab legs in your slacks?

:evilgrin:

It's good to know you are experiencing some of what we go through. All you need is a migraine from hell, extremely sore nipples, a stomach ache that doubles you over and a backache back enough to make you want to shoot yourself to go along with it and you'll be experiencing what I go through. And that's after taking my PMDD medicine. If you only knew me, you'd know how funny the thoughts in my head that time of the month are. Holding an Uzi and standing on the tallest building in my county ( only 2 stories high, hehe), yep, that makes for a not funny at the time, but funny as hell when I remember I had thought thoughts later.

[Jack_Dawson]

2. Whenz your next episode?

Just wondering when I should take cover. :hide:

[Jamastiene]

4. Ah, I wouldn't hurt any DU'ers because

there are no others here in this county that I know of. I have looked high and low too. Even looked for mention of this area on the DU map. None close enough that they'd need to worry either. You'll be fine. Don't worry about online here. I'll either be curled up in a bawl of tears, agony, pain and misery, or I'll warn you. :hi:

[trof]

3. Naw, we just piss it off.

;-)