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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 05:58 PM
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Elmo sucks by the way.
His voice sucks. His nasty red hairdo sucks. His big bug-eyes suck. Instead of "Tickle Me" Elmo, there should be a "Smash my Face" Elmo or a "Burn me" Elmo or a "Take my Batteries Out and Use them in the Remote" Elmo.

And who was the ad wizard that decided Rosie O'Donnell should sing "Do you hear what I hear?" with him/it? That's just ridiculous.

If there's anything to discuss....by all means.



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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 06:00 PM
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1. I agree
even my toddler hates Elmo.

"Elmo POOOOPEY!!!" Tavernertoddler
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 06:01 PM
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2. He's not as bad as Barney.
;)
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 06:04 PM
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4. At least Barney uses complete sentences
And doesn't talk of himself in the third person...
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 08:49 PM
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11. I agree - I do not like characters referring to themselves
in the third person.

I also don't like Baby Bear's baby talk.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 08:55 PM
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13. FuzzySwippwers wikes Elmo.
FuzzySwippwers wikes Bwaby Bweawr, too.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 06:03 PM
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3. *Smash my face Elmo*
Nearly made me choke on my lozenge, there, you did, you did!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 06:45 PM
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5. "Tinkle Me Elmo"
Sorry, no visual. Fortunately.

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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 06:48 PM
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6. I'm glad I don't watch television
The mental image of Rosie O'Donnell and Elmo singing "Do you hear what I hear" is enough to make me gag.
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 07:00 PM
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7. He's a Grover wannabe.
All hail Grover!
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fight4my3sons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 08:49 PM
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12. For a while my 3 year old thought he was Super Grover.
We are taking all three of the kids to see Sesame Street Live in 2 weeks. Unfortunately it is the "Elmo's Coloring Book." The closest the Super Grover one came was 3 1/2 hours away.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 09:08 PM
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16. Grover is the shizzle
This red-furred...thing...is a pale imitation of our little blue friend, a johnny-come-lately, a pretender to the Grover throne. He needs to be throttled on live TV and thrown into a landfill.
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 07:13 PM
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8. He's completely taken over Sesame Street!
It should be called Elmo's Show now. :mad:
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 09:07 PM
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15. Too late!!!
http://www.sesameworkshop.org/sesamestreet/elmosworld /

You can buy Elmo's World videos, etc... merchandise and DVD's consisting of nothing but Elmo as the star!
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redacted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 08:24 PM
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9. What you gonna pick on Ernie next?
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 08:43 PM
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10. ELMO ROCKS
Barney is the Antichrist


But actually, I'm all for any TV creature who can calm down a two year old for a few minutes. Even Sponge Bob.

And Grover....what can you say? They were good times, the Grover Days.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 08:59 PM
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14. You're just jealous 'cause chicks dig him.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 09:12 PM
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17. I like Flaming Projectile Elmo.
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