No family this thanksgiving, thank god...

[Sannum]

Those gatherings turn out to be hellish torture unfit for the most evil beings. Anyway, I plan to go out with friends to a nice restraunt, and then afterwards, go to a martini bar. I am so excited!!:woohoo:

[aquaman]

1. Ahhhh family gatherings....

My wife and I are going to her family's gathering for lunch. I look at it as a grand sociological experiment. That makes it easier for me to get through.

[Sannum]

4. I could tell stories...

but nobody believes me.

It once got physical when an idiot aunt refused to believe that turkey had a chemical in it that made you drowsy. And there was the year of the 1972 apricots...made into a pie in the 90's. They think if it was in the freezer, it has to lock in the flavor, years, even decades after the day it was put in the bag:eyes::puke:

[aquaman]

6. Now that is funny.....

Scary mind you, but funny story.

[Montauk6]

2. Are the relatives, by chance, all freepers?

[Sannum]

5. No..they are dems

But they are Baptists. Southern Baptists. They hate Bush but do NOT talk about religion. That mistake can cost you your life:scared:

[Wapsie B]

3. We're going out too.

No sense spending a holiday cooking when someone else will do it.
Have fun!