Lost Cat! (pic inside)

[DS1]

:cry:

[kick-ass-bob]

1. you are a true master.

:bow:

[LaurenG]

2. You know you guys are getting really good at this

but this one takes the cake. A kitty thread...

[WilliamPitt]

3. I abase myself before your epic brilliance

[DS1]

5. If I could only see this with dial-up speed action

I left it a big picture on purpose, solely for the 'Oh no, he's serious, it's a Lost Cat picture' buildup :D

[Rosie1223]

18. I'm on dial-up

and the comedic timing is genius.

[bridgit]

4. kitty says...

"meow dat'z phunny!!"

[Guy Fawkes]

6. wow...

just wow.

[Rising Phoenix]

7. pure genius...

I won't even kick you in the taco

[Lochloosa]

8. We are in the presence of a Master.

[LSK]

9. we are not worthy

[Guy Fawkes]

10. Or

[DS1]

12. *snort*

I can dig that.

Or maybe "Stupid Technical Question for the Lounge"

[graywarrior]

11. Bow down and kick

[Kali]

13. GRIN

:thumbsup:

[Duncan Grant]

14. Worthy of Lewis Black.

:applause:

[DS1]

17. *melt*

That just made my weekend :hi:

[southlandshari]

15. Holy shit!

:spray:

Best. Brazillion. Joke. Disguise. Ever.

:rofl:

[matcom]

16. GREAT PUSSY!

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[SOteric]

19. I'm proud to play minion to your Evil Genius.

[DS1]

21. There's a special seat reserved

nearby :*

[nini]

20. HAHAHAHAHA

:rofl:



you're evil :D

[LostinVA]

22. Okay, that was the best EVER!

[Zomby Woof]

23. I just peed my pants

:D

[DS1]

24. *cough*

Did someone cough? :D

[WCGreen]

25. Unfucking believable.....

[DS1]

26. You clearly don't know me very well

:D

[WCGreen]

28. Oh yes, yes I do.....

I am saying this because I fell for it.....

[In_The_Wind]

27. Damn! That's a shame!

[OhNoTheyDidNot]

29. Funny, funny, funny. Thanks for the smile!

[GCP]

30. That deserves a kick

Evil genius!

[Blue Diadem]

31. OMG You got me!

You are the master!

We need a smiley that kneels down and hails the master.

[CatBoreal]

32. Now that is truly evil!

Hat's off! :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

33. That was awesome.

:rofl: Mind, I still think the poll was better, but I'm biased. ;)

[steely]

34. Great on a number of levels.

<polite golf-clap>

[DS1]

35. Actually, in hindsight, I wish I'd thought about it long enough to make

it look like

LOST CAT

"Donald"

Rumsfeld was giving....

As if the cat's name was Donald :rofl:

[bigwillq]

36. This is great!

:bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

37. You suck on so many levels, I can't begin to even go there.

Here I am stuck in a fucking crappy Times Square hotel with the family from Hell and I think, "Hey, I'll just check in with DU a tad bit"....I click and INSTANTLY feel sorry for you, you MF-ing bastid...., but do you feel sorry for ME????? No, I am pretty sure you don't give a rat's ass that we had to take my husband's new 'company car....therefore it's free, sweetheart', from VA to NJ, never mind that it is WAY TOO FUCKING SMALL FOR US.... and then I have to go the American Girl Store which has every crying/whining kid in America therein contained and then I have to drive to the city again today and deal with Mr. 'I don't think we will get a cab, so why don't we just eat here'.....


And, IT ISN'T EVEN FUCKING THANKSGIVING YET!!!!!!


But, I am glad your cat isn't lost....



Happy Turkey Day...

:loveya: and SO

[DS1]

41. Aww, gee, I'm sorry Mrs "Just bragged about Hubby's new Co. Car"

Of course, you missed the onslaught of threads which were designed to sucker people into seeing the Brazillion joke again. I had to put a stop to it, and I'm hoping I did in a 'nothing can ever possibly top this, so don't even try', way. ;-)

Happy Thanksgiving, btw. You should have voted for my Photo, titled "Happy Thanksgiving" in the latest contest, it sounds like it's reflected your emotions this fall, err season. See, I had your feelings in mind. :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

44. That is a beautiful photo.

Happy Thanksgiving to you, as well.

It is so fricking crowded here, I am hyperventilating....


Dear God, people. GO HOME.

[El Fuego]

38. The bar for evilness has been raised

[DainBramaged]

39. Nothing has made me laugh so hard for so long in so long

I always think I've seen it all here. Funny, pathos, tragedy, pain, joy and pity. But then something so incredible appears it can't be classified.

I know that you know so I don't have to tell you. Thanks for the laugh. I wish there was a camera on that telephone pole to see the people's reaction.


And as a final bow to the obvious, this will simply be the single most reproduced trick ever viewed on DU.

And I'll be printing my own to post tomorrow. A perfect day to pull it off and set people's hair on fire Friday.

[LynzM]

40. OMG, I am dyin' over here....

Beautiful, and absurd, and :rofl: Thank you!!

[lildreamer316]

42. You. must. die.

Damned funny there...

[DS1]

43. You reminded me of a song that I love

...You must die I alone am best!

intro---
I hope ya flip some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve,
In front of the Beatles' tour bus,
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste,
The light turns red you have no brakes,
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape,
So you can see the look on your face,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
I hope your Pinto begins to spin,
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran,
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner,
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner,
Perhaps even the British Royal Family,
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy,
And we can't forget the newlyweds,
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead,
I hope this helps to emphasize,
I hope this helps to clarify,
I hope you die,
I hope your cellmate thinks he's God,
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob",
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse,
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse,
While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock,
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance",
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,
And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
And whatever happens next is all a blur,
But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
And when you finally regain consciousness,
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress,
And the prison guard looks the other way,
'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day,
I hope this helps to emphasize,
I hope this helps to clarify,
I hope you die,
...I hope you die!.

[Clintmax]

45. Oh no you didn't!

AAARRRGGGGGGG! :grr::nuke:
You pulled me right in, DS!

[Misunderestimator]

46. Oh jeez...

:rofl:

I really wanted to see a cat.

[DS1]

47. sheesh

and people think ~I'm~ sick :P