A freepers worst nightmare...

[Catch22Dem]

Poll question: A freepers worst nightmare...

Which of these would cause a freeper dad to go into immediate cardiac arrest?

Freeper dad's only son reveals to his dad that he is a:

[Pillowbiter]

1. Democrat

I would have to say democrat, because in a freeper's mind, homosexuality can be cured.

PB

[Caution]

2. I thought in a freeper's mind

that all democrats are already homosexuals? Afterall, the whole basis of their fear seems to be that somehow homosexuals are attempting to recruit and since the democratic party actually feels that homosexuals are <gasp> people, they must have infiltrated the DNC and turned all democrats into homosexuals.

[TrogL]

3. Democrat

They think homosexuals can be "cured". http://members.shaw.ca/trogl/orient.html

[hlthe2b]

4. SHE

(transvestite pursuing surgical resolution)

[kmla]

5. Revealing to the Freeper dad that you are a

GAY Democrat would cause spontaneous combustion, I suppose...

[FunBobbyMucha]

6. "Dad, it's me, Bruce..."

"Huh? No, nothin', but felt like calling. Oh, classes are classes. They're going okay. Listen, hang on a second Dad...(muffled sound of Cher album being turned down)...How's Mom? Did she get the afghan? Mmm, great...You're right, Christmas is right around the corner...no, no luck. The guy at Toys R Us said the flight suit doll was back-ordered thru January, sorry...But speaking of that, remember Batman? Do you think Mom would like this new Barbie dressed like Catwoman? Catwoman...y'know, Julie Newmar--oh, never mind. Anyway, Dad, I called to talk to you...Yeah, I've seen some of it on BBC America. I have no idea who picked out Tony Blair's tie, my God...one just like it? Oh, well, good for you...Anyway, Dad, I wanted to let you know I'm bringing someone home with me for Christmas. Yeah, pretty special, I guess, but...No, Jenna and I are, um, just friends. Yeah, I know Mom liked her, but she is so busy with the Field Hockey team and all...anyway, the Holidays. Finals are over on the 18th. We're gonna stick around for the Dean rally on the 19th, and should get there by Saturday...Name? Oh, um, yeah...his name is Steve.

(long pause)

Dad? Dad? You still there?"

[GOPisEvil]

8. Hehehehe!

:thumbsup:

[regularguy]

14. Funny!

Well done!

[LynneSin]

7. Even worse: Homosexual Democrat

Would put the freeper parents in a straight jacket!!!

[Padraig18]

9. A gay drag queen who's...

... planning on voting for hillary Clinton in '12.

[theorist]

10. Freeper: "Same thing, righ'?"

[kayleybeth]

11. They tend to accept

gays as long as they are Republican gays.

[leftofthedial]

12. Democrat

If homosexual, the freeper would secretly be proud. After all Cheney, reagan and other prominent neocons have homosexual children.

[DS1]

13. Pictures of Hillary under his bed.

:evilgrin: