If you had just one word to convince a person of the opposite

[WCGreen]

sex to sleep with you, what word would that be.....

ME, I'd just say Cuddle....

[LostInAnomie]

1. Money

[WCGreen]

2. There you go....

[radwriter0555]

112. Real estate, stocks, bonds, first class, yacht, Fendi, Chanel, George Cinq

QE 2, Bentley, Rolls, Porsche Carrera GT... Rome, Paris, Venice, London, shall I go on?

[LostInAnomie]

127. I just meant that I would offer them money.

I'm lecherous, not wealthy.

[radwriter0555]

180. oh.... any of those will do, depending on the quantity of course.

:D

[Heidi]

3. Pie.

I make an excellent pecan pie, as well as superb lemon meringue and coconut cream pies. :thumbsup:

[southlandshari]

4. That works

for members of the same sex, too.

:hide:


At least I think it does. I don't know. But it does kind of turn me on....

:blush:

[Heidi]

10. No hiding!

March right up here and getcher

[WCGreen]

16. Where is your word......

[southlandshari]

41. .....

Who would want to sleep with me?

:shrug:

[hfojvt]

53. any number of

bed bugs I am sure. :evilgrin:

Most of the time the only word a woman needs is "yes".

[southlandshari]

57. Sadly, you are probably right.

About the bed bugs, that is.

:D

[WCGreen]

59. If a guy has to saddle up and take one for the team....

I guess I could, you know.....

:blush:

[southlandshari]

66. Which team?

The bed bugs?

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

68. If that get's me to Nirvana.... Then, Okay......

[WCGreen]

5. Honey, I'm afraid if you said pie, it would not be pecan they

would think about....

[Heidi]

7. Or nuts in general.

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

9. Oh, the nuts would be a factor....

[RevCheesehead]

6. Cuddle is so sexy...

Hello, handsome. :loveya:

Around here, I guess I'd say "cupcakes."

[WCGreen]

11. Back atcha......

cupcakes are good....

[RevCheesehead]

14. Moist and tender.

Oh-oh... I think I just "hot and bothered" myself. :blush:

[WCGreen]

19. Okay, now I am sitting funny....

[RevCheesehead]

27. Then my work here is...

just getting started, I guess. :9

[WCGreen]

37. Well, then....

It's midnight at the Oasis....

[JVS]

8. FIST

[Heidi]

12. Popcorn.

:popcorn:

[WCGreen]

13. my reply... Buttered.....

[JVS]

15. Perhaps "Fisting" would be better.

The word fist alone could be interpreted as violent

[Heidi]

21. DARKSIDER!1!!! Gar-giiiiiiile! (nt)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. How about.......

Please........

[WCGreen]

18. That works on occassion....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. It works for me........

[GirlinContempt]

20. 'Nevermind'

anyone that was 'convinced' with one word? Ew :puke:

[WCGreen]

24. You don't believe in love at first sight... Or rather Lust at first

sight...

It happens and the right word can do it.....

[GirlinContempt]

36. I believe in

STDs contracted from sex with random people
&
uh
murder

[Omphaloskepsis]

48. I'm with you on that one...

*One night stands are eeeew*

Not sure about the murder part.

[GirlinContempt]

65. Big risk for women with strange men

[Omphaloskepsis]

77. Gotcha!!

Unfortunately, lots of things seem like a huge risk when dealing with men..

Perhaps that is my TV talking. It just always seems like the ladies always get hurt.

[WCGreen]

52. Murder most foul....

But you live in Canada, no one gets murdered up there....

[GirlinContempt]

67. HAH

riiiight

[WCGreen]

71. MAde ya laugh... Even if it was sarcastic in nature....

Good enough for an old, pale, guilt ridden dude...

[In_The_Wind]

23. Excellent choice Chris ...

but could that be considered false advertising ...

[WCGreen]

26. Cuddle....

[In_The_Wind]

30. *sigh*

nice ...

snuggle ...

[chknltl]

25. No words needed

according to Tom Leykis ( www.blowmeuptom.com )
all you need to do is put your cell phone number on an old bank statement, one which need not be yours but it must reflect a (fictitious) amount of wealth on your part. If she is a gold digger, (and many are accdg. to tom), then she will be doing most of the talking anyway.

[Heidi]

28. Oh, yeah, Tom Leykis is a real ladies' man. (nt)

[WCGreen]

29. Well, that'll do in a pinch....

[chknltl]

42. but seriously....

...If you are unfamiliar with the wit and advice of Mr. Leykis I recommend that link to you. This guy is a nationally syndicated radio-jock who gives great advice to men about getting laid. His prime demographics are males 18-40. Many women absolutely love his show, that same advice applies both ways. Other women, (read: "fundies"), absolutely despise him.

blowmeuptom.com :patriot:

[WCGreen]

46. I use to listen to hime along time ago, back in the late 80's

early 90's driving back and forth between Ft. Wayne and Cleveland...

[chknltl]

62. Then I'll say no more on that.... nt

[Missy Vixen]

189. I'm not a fundy and I'm not enamored of Tom

Tom escaped a domestic violence conviction by the skin of his teeth -- his wife (at the time,) declined to press charges. He sure as hell wouldn't be interested in me, and I prefer the men in my life to be, well, intelligent, engaging, funny and actually enjoy women.

Julie

[WilliamPitt]

31. Zimbabwe

Worth a try.

[WCGreen]

32. Anything is worth a try....

[In_The_Wind]

33. not even close ...

[Heidi]

34. That's more of a niche come-on, wouldn't you say? (nt)

[southlandshari]

38. Works for me!!

I lived there in the early 90's. Happiest and healthiest experience of my life to date.

:loveya:

[WCGreen]

44. Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe.... Oh take me to your savanah...

[southlandshari]

50. That's more than one word!

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

58. We're past that..

cause cuddle didn't work.....

[southlandshari]

72. Cuddle

won't get me in bed. Might keep me there, though....

;)

[WCGreen]

80. Note to self... Self.... Cuddle is the SECOND word....

[SeattleGirl]

91. Hmmm, try again, WillPitt!

:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

100. Hmmmm...I told him it worked for me and he disappeared.

Think he's askeered of the naughty girls?

[In_The_Wind]

143. naughty girls

may be too too hot for Will Pitt ...

ya think ...

[SeattleGirl]

144. Well, isn't HE missing out?

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

151. Hi, you can call me Will Pitt if it get's me some of that....

[SeattleGirl]

169. You are just ASKING for it, aren't you?

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[WCGreen]

171. All the time.....

[Wetzelbill]

119. that worked for me once..

ok, no it didn't.

I was supposed to go on date with a girl from Zimbabwe once. I got the flu though. Missed out. Fuck that sucked. :)

[southlandshari]

121. .....

:rofl:

Fancy meeting you here, darlin'.

;-)

[Wetzelbill]

132. uh would "College Football" work?

:)

[southlandshari]

134. Uh...

Yes. ;)

[Wetzelbill]

136. He shoots he scores!!

[Parrcrow]

35. Okay

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

39. Niceeeee!!!

[KitchenWitch]

40. Cupcakes

[NMMNG]

43. Are they moist and delicious?

:9

[WCGreen]

45. Can I watch.....

[NMMNG]

55. Whatever floats your boat

[Heidi]

60. "Whatever blows yer skirt up."

(One of my favorite euphemisms for :shrug: )

[KitchenWitch]

47. Of course they are!

Are you flirting with me?

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

49. Look everbody.... I'm between Buffy and Kitchenwitch....

Boy howdy....

[KitchenWitch]

51. YOU SLUT!

:spank::spank::spank::spank:

[NMMNG]

56. That's it, whip him good!

[WCGreen]

63. Come on baby let the good times roll.....

[In_The_Wind]

61. nice sammich ...

[NMMNG]

93. Reminds me of a scene in Twin Peaks FWWM

Jaques Renault comes up to Laura Palmer and Ronnette Pulaski and comments about his "High School Sandwich" and says "Let me put a little meat inside, eh?"

[In_The_Wind]

103. Sometimes ya gotta have it that way.

you know what they say ...

different strokes ...

[NMMNG]

107. Heh heh, strokes

[In_The_Wind]

120. That's the ticket!

[NMMNG]

130. Ooooh baby!

[In_The_Wind]

133. push push

in the bush ...



BTW I like very much.


It's nicer than or this

[NMMNG]

142. How about this one?

[In_The_Wind]

152. nah - but I've got another for your photobucket

bestiality doesn't do a thing for me ...

I doubt that you'll like this smilie



but I thought I'd stick it in here cause I may never add it to another post ...

[NMMNG]

156. I don't do bestiality either

but the smiley is amusing nonetheless.

Thanks for the BJ smiley, I've added it to my collection (even though I don't do BJs) :rofl:.

[WCGreen]

157. Well, Thank god you don't do beastiality....

[In_The_Wind]

182. the cats are safe ...

except for the two that wanted me to pet them both at the same time ...

that was a nice threesome ...

[WCGreen]

190. I get that a lot myself....

Just last night, I had three cats on me.... and the other was scowling cause there wasn;t room for her....

[In_The_Wind]

191. Watch out for your toes ...

:scared: when one feels left out :hide: there can be hell to pay ...

just sayin'

[WCGreen]

192. It wasn't a toe I was worried about.....

[In_The_Wind]

193. Cats can be so possessive of the humans they love!

[In_The_Wind]

158. I don't have an approbate smilie for some of your favorite things ...

sorry ...


^*^

[NMMNG]

160. I've never found any either

Maybe one day the smiley world will catch up. Until then I'll have to stick to hetero smileys.

[WCGreen]

137. Buffy, there are only two smilies in that bed.....

[NMMNG]

140. What are you suggesting?

[WCGreen]

145. Well, you brought UP the sandwich motiff....

I was just goin' with the flow...

[NMMNG]

149. Oh boy, I've created a monster

:scared:

[WCGreen]

154. No monster here.......

[WCGreen]

105. Ah Buffy, don't talk about me like that... Little Meat...

[NMMNG]

108. I wasn't implying anything, just quoting a movie

:shrug:

[WCGreen]

111. Whew... And I thought my secret was out....

[NMMNG]

113. Don't worry, your little secret is safe with me

;-)

[WCGreen]

115. you are so kind and wonderful.....

:hug:

[NMMNG]

54. Maybe

[Wetzelbill]

123. that would work on me

but you had me already with the Wellstone quote in the sig. :)

[Jamastiene]

64. Yes.

I'm a lesbian, but seem to have no trouble attracting the opposite sex. I hate to say it, but if I adjust the original question to mean the same sex for those of us who are gay, the word would have to be "money." I'm just no ladies' lady. I wish I were, but I suck at date and/or sex-getting.

[WCGreen]

69. Well, a lot of women I hit on over the years

told me they would love to be with me but they were lesbian...

Sigh, maybe we should hang out....

[Jamastiene]

82. Sounds like we are puzzle pieces or something.

You have the personality I need and I have the gender you need. :P

[WCGreen]

84. What a crazy pair....

[Jamastiene]

86. It'd be a fun one though. eom

[WCGreen]

87. I think it would.....

[Heidi]

73. Why "money"?

Financial info the last thing I need to know about anyone. :shrug:

You're a beautiful woman, Jamastiene; smart and kind, too. Your time just hasn't come yet, perhaps? :pals:

[Jamastiene]

83. Oh, I wasn't clear. It was a joke, meaning

paying someone. It was just a joke.

Awwww, thanks so much for your kind words. I do think I would stand a better chance if I didn't live in a red state where attitudes are so conservative and subtlety isn't one of my strong points. You can imagine why I would have a hard time here if you knew the place. :pals:

[Heidi]

104. I know, gf.

I grew up in a conservative state. But you're young, and you can relocate to a more tolerant environment if you want to. :thumbsup: :pals:

[WCGreen]

109. Come to Cleveland.... The San Fransisco of the Midwest....

[Cats Against Frist]

70. "firecat"

[WCGreen]

74. I would respond favorably to that.....

[stlsaxman]

75. Waitaminute- I'm still thinkin'....

(maybe THAT'S why i never get laid!)...

:freak:

sure i'll come up with something...

how about- er -uh, never mind that wasn't a good one.

[WCGreen]

76. It's on the tip of your tongue....

I actually said that to a woman one time...

I'm looking for a word and it is one the tip of my tongue... Would you help me find it....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

78. Did it work?

It should have.......

[WCGreen]

79. Yea, it did... She was older and wiser and it was fun....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

81. Good for you, Chris.......

How lucky for both of you.......

[stlsaxman]

124. Very nice line! may i use it?

thanks in advance! ;)

[WCGreen]

128. Have at it.....

[DanCa]

85. "Please" JK :D

[Heidi]

98. Actually, civility is an attribute, and that's a good answer. (nt)

[SeattleGirl]

88. Um, would "spank" work????

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

89. Seattlegirl, A wink would do.......

[SeattleGirl]

92. Well, you're easy!

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

94. But not cheap.....

[SeattleGirl]

97. But you can be had, right?

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

101. Oh yea.....

:loveya:

[southlandshari]

90. Hell yes it would!

:loveya:

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[SeattleGirl]

95. Well then, here you go!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :loveya:

[WCGreen]

96. Well then...

Here comes another fantasy....

WCGreen in the Spankin' Machine...

[SeattleGirl]

99. Then we'd better get Heidi over here too!

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

106. Too much... Too much....

But I will survive....

[Wetzelbill]

129. I forgot what I was thinking...

}(

[Robeson]

102. I'm married. The thought of sleeping with someone else, has never....

....entered my mind...

[In_The_Wind]

110. Robeson ...

Some married folks are MINO. Sleeping with someone else is an acceptable option for everyone.

[Robeson]

114. Uh, didn't you get the Pinocchio thing.....

....;-)

[WCGreen]

125. Sleeping beauty grabbed Pinocchio and spread him out

on the table...

Sat down on top of the hapless puppet and screamed Lie, puppet boy, lie....

[Robeson]

131. ...

...:hippie:

[Wetzelbill]

135. I thought it was his nose that grew larger not his...

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

147. I didn't want to say his face...

That might get the thread locked....

[In_The_Wind]

138. Chris ...

on the table ...

there are better positions using the table ...

[In_The_Wind]

126. I most certainly did!

But I did miss your comment prior to the edit of this post.

[Heidi]

116. Psssssssssst. Yer pants are on fire. (nt)

[Robeson]

118. LOL. Thanks for noticing....

...:-)

[Heidi]

122. I'm the helpful sort.

"Helpy Helperton," as Call Me Wesley sometimes calls me (when he's not calling me "Ensign Crusher." :rofl: )

[Robeson]

148. Heidi, you know, I've got to put you and your SO on a 12 step program...

...about this Ensign Crusher stuff....:rofl:

[Heidi]

150. It's all in good fun.

Actually, we've moved away from the Ensign Crusher stuff, and we're now rebuking one another in the name of Jesus.

[Robeson]

153. I know that. I'm just ribbin' ya'....

...;-)

[Heidi]

155. DARKSIDER!11!!1 (nt)

[southlandshari]

139. ROFL!

Not that I can relate, you understand. I just like a good cartoon.

:rofl:

[Robeson]

146. I knew that a good cartoon was EXACTLY what you were talking about...

...yeah, good cartoon, that's the ticket....:D

[Wetzelbill]

117. Disco!

and I would snap my fingers, motion a "let's get out of here" head movement, grab her hand and walk out.

Then I would get slapped and viciously kneed in my.. well you get the point.

[southlandshari]

141. Ahem.

Here you are still throwing out words when you already had me with Prince and college football...

:cry:

[Wetzelbill]

159. this was before the College football one

then again, I am acting a bit whorish right now, huh? :)

[southlandshari]

162. Ah....good to know!

As for your behavior, well, we did just meet, so who am I to pass judgement? ;)

[Wetzelbill]

163. well, you did spank me right off...

:)

[southlandshari]

164. Hmmmm...

Are you calling me whorish, too?

Because I believe you will find, if you do your research right, you are the only man I have spanked all night!

;)

[Wetzelbill]

165. you are pure as the driven snow, my dear

Me on the otherhand....

:)

[southlandshari]

166. Ouch!

Driven snow is not very pure at all!

I'll make it easy for you...



:P

[Wetzelbill]

167. damn, maybe I should lay off the Tombstone quotes?

damn that Doc Holliday.

[southlandshari]

168. Er, um.....

Did you check "yes" or "no"?

:blush:

[Wetzelbill]

170. well, I think I will check yes when I am revived

:)

"College Football"

:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

172. ........

[Wetzelbill]

173. hahahaha

oh that's funny. Nice comeback!

[southlandshari]

174. Funny?

:shrug:

You said "college football".

[Wetzelbill]

175. Sexy and funny

the smileys tearing into each other. Cracked me up. :)

[southlandshari]

177. Like someone I just met...

;)

That smiley, btw, is listed under "makeout" at the smiley website where it lives!

:P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

161. Please.

:)

[stumblnrose]

176. virgin

eom

[Liberal In Texas]

178. Cuddle works. Believe me. n/t

[WCGreen]

179. That's certanly good to hear....

[Deja Q]

181. Desperate

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

183. To Bad you don't live in Des Moines.....

[LaraMN]

184. "Hi."

It's not about what you say. Isn't about 80-90% of communication non-verbal?:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

186. Somehow, I think you could pull of a whole ton of non verbal

communication with your eyes, posture and smile....

I know if you came up to me and said high, I would melt like butter... Do you hear me... Like Butter....

[LeftyMom]

185. Finally!

You'd have to know the back story, suffice it to say it's been a long wait.

[WCGreen]

187. Not really.... If you approached me and said Finally....

I think I would get the picture....

[LeftyMom]

188. I'm flattered.

:D

[TallahasseeGrannie]

194. MONEY

[In_The_Wind]

195. Money can't buy love ...

but it sure makes shedding a few clothes more fun ...

cause you can turn the heat up ...


brrr - it gets mighty darned cool up here about this time every year ...

[Callalily]

196. My one word?

Anything . . .

[WCGreen]

197. Ah yes, anything... Provactive yet, limited to the partners

imagination...

[BigMcLargehuge]

198. Locked

That's one word, right?

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