Rotting rat found in crisps

[emad]

Three Russian men are demanding £1 million compensation after finding a rotting rat corpse in a packet of crisps.

Moscow Sanitary Centre officials said the unnamed men discovered the dead rat, which was still whole, at the bottom of the kingsize packet after eating just a couple of the crisps.

A spokesman for the centre said: "They realised something was wrong because of the revolting smell in the packet and the strange taste.

"It appears the rat had been cooked and processed along with the potatoes. It was seasoned and spiced just like the crisps," he added.

The men have now launched legal action against the firm which made the crisps.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1605287.html?menu=

[emad]

1. My fav flavor!

Instead of a little twist of salt in a blue wrapper at the bottom of the bag you get a hairy rat-tail encrusted with droppings...

[Kellanved]

3. ahh... British food

:hide:

[emad]

5. On the menu for tonite's State Banquent for the Chinese Prez

Mr Hu.....

[ThingsGottaChange]

2. If the rat was seasoned and spiced

then I don't see what the problem was!

[DS1]

4. Yay! It's Rotting Animal in yer Crisps Bingo!

What does our next lucky contestant win?

[Zuni]

6. ....

:9

[Loonman]

7. Mmmmm...seasoned

Put some paprika on that there rat, Cletus!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. "I'll have a packet without so much rat in it"...

SORRY.

Someone had to post it...

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