Hey Lounge---Be more funny

[Zuni]

man work is killing me today. I need something

[wildhorses]

1. bite me

[Zuni]

7. chickenheads

[wildhorses]

12. chicken giazzards are good too

[MissMillie]

2. I thought I was funny

but looks aren't everything :silly:

[Zuni]

6. stop that

You are funny in more ways than one :P

[mongo]

3. Is weird good enough?

see my other post

[Zuni]

8. in bizarro world, yes

[AirmensMom]

4. Hi, Zuni!

I've been getting a lot of good laughs from the lounge today. Have you heard anything about Brazilians lately?

:bounce:

[Zuni]

5. No. I know of NO jokes involving brazilians. Not a single one.

:hi:

:P

[AirmensMom]

13. There's a brazilian of them!

No kidding!

:hi:

[Zuni]

14. don't you mean "brazillion"

that is the relevant unit of measurement :P

:hi:

[AirmensMom]

15. You're so right.

Darn spell checker doesn't seem to know that word. :hi:

[hfojvt]

9. cheer up

since you are doing the "man work" you are getting paid 133% of those doing the "woman work". You have a better chance of dying with more toys.

[Zuni]

11. Hell, there are women here getting paid more than me

[hfojvt]

20. Heresy!

Impocerous!

Would your thread cheer you up? Or did it get depressingly few responses?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4250432

[Shell Beau]

10. Would you like to see a pic of a sexy witch?

:rofl:

[AirmensMom]

16. Motherfucking fuck shit dick fuck fuck asshole. Okay, I'm bored now.

... from the hate mailbag ... does that help? I sure can't read it and keep a straight face! :rofl:

[Lilith Velkor]

17. Hey Zuni---Smoke more crack

I'll make a run to GD if ya got the cash.

[Zuni]

18. I got 15 on me

but you can have this double cheeseburger too

[Lilith Velkor]

27. Awesome

Thanks, bro, it's good to fuel up before going in. Be back in a few.

[WCGreen]

19. Well Zuni, someone has to work and today, that's you.....

I wish to thank you for representing the good people here in the LOUNGE..... out there in the workplace.....

I worked....

Once...

[Zuni]

24. As a liberal, I want everything handed to me by the welfare state

I support massive government programs because I want to lie around all day watching the Game Show network and get everything for free

[WCGreen]

26. Well, that's my job....

You ca apply after my eligibility runs out....

[Zuni]

28. it is a dirty job

but someone has to do it

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Did you see the column about

camel toads????


Freaking riot, I tells ya.

[Zuni]

22. I have to find that

camels and toads are both hilarious animals

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Not as funny as marsupials, though,

but, still pretty darned funny.


:slapsknee:

:slapsson:

[Zuni]

25. marsupials! HA!

:rofl:

:slapsgrandma:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

29. So Zuni says, "How many is a Brazillion?"