Do you have a porn buddy? Mods-this is not a sex thread

[imperialismispasse]

This was enspired by the "if you died suddenly" thread. Do you have a friend who you are so close with that if you suddenly got in a car accident or something both has the keys to your house and knows where the porn is to get rid of?

I do and Im glad about it. My parents do not need to see that. :D

[Beer Snob-50]

1. i thought you meant someone you perform porn with?

i guess that would be my spouse!

[imperialismispasse]

2. Lol. No thats why this isnt a sex thread.

I have that kind too but I dont think were supposed to talk about that. :D

[Beer Snob-50]

5. no you will be locked very quickly

as well as you should. of course all democrats do talk about and have deviant sex.

[imperialismispasse]

6. Man I wish that was true

Maybe I need to take my girlfriend to more political events. :D

[Robb]

3. I've always called it Turkish Prison Friends...

...the short, short list of friends so good I'd head out on a moment's notice to get them out of prison in Turkey.

Because, of course, there's no porn here. :D

[imperialismispasse]

7. No me neither.

This was just a hypothetical question of course.

[LeftyMom]

4. If I die

The last think I'm worried about is somebody finding the contents of my sock drawer. :eyes:

[intrepid_wanderer]

28. priorities

miss, you gotta work on your priorities~!!! :P

[Beaverhausen]

31. I know...I used to worry about people reading my journals

but then again...I'd be dead. What do I care?

But I do care cause when my boyfriend and I were having a hard time I said some really mean stuff about him.

Well, my writing is so bad I hope no one bothers.

[LeftyMom]

32. That would bother me more than the porn and whatnot

(if I wasn't dead, just hospitalized or something.) The last thing I need is somebody going through journals of my teenage crimes against poetry or photo albums full of pics of myself and my ex. :scared:

Maybe I should just junk that most of that stuff to be on the safe side.

[underpants]

8. I'm imagining someone dying....they call for one specific friend....

the friend goes over.....a whisper in the ear.....the guy dies.....as the "porn buddy" walks away everyone-other friends, family, cops- all want to know what he said....what did he say???????


"porn buddy" has to do some quick thinking.

[imperialismispasse]

10. Well thats just the point. There wouldnt even have to be that

whispered coversation. The porn buddy would already know that if theres any chance of death, he need to go over to the buddy's house pronto and clean out all the porn.

But your example is funny. :D "Porn buddy" would have to say something like "He said 'Tell my wife I love her'" to get him off the hook. Lol!

[underpants]

18. Different scenario

Guy gets in car crash

"Porn buddy" turns around and starts walking away from buddy caught in burning car

Other friend "Aren't you going to help him?????"

"Porn Buddy" (flipping through his key ring) "Nnnnnnnnnope!"

guy in burning car "NO! Not yet! get me out of heeeeeere!"

[imperialismispasse]

21. Ha ha!

Hmm maybe I better have a talk with my porn buddy. "Try rescuing me BEFORE you go for the porn!"

[LSK]

9. damn, i havnt thought about that

Gonna need someone to rent a few semi-trucks and a warehouse.... :P

[In_The_Wind]

11. actually ...

I do. It would seem that our emails and various correspondences could melt computers.

[LaraMN]

12. Nope. My Mom can handle it. She made me the way I am.

:rofl:

[imperialismispasse]

14. Ha ha!

My dad might have made me how I am thats true. Maybe Ill tell him to go into the house first and poke around before my mom in case my porn buddy hasnt managed to get there first. :D

[dr.strangelove]

13. There was a time when I would have needed a porn army

to get rid of all the things I would not have wanted my mom to find. That was years ago though. Now my wife and I have our little locked cabinet in the bedroom, thats where we keep "the gimp" and all the fun toys.

[kick-ass-bob]

15. what do I care? I'm dead.

:D

[TallahasseeGrannie]

16. Nope. No porn buddy. Should I get one, you think?

[imperialismispasse]

20. Do you have a lot of porn?

[TallahasseeGrannie]

23. Well, do pre-columbian fertility statues count?

[imperialismispasse]

25. I dont think so

Something more along the lines of "Busty Blondes on Horses XIV" I think. :D Not that I would know.

[Orsino]

17. I heard about that Curb Your Enthusiasm.

But no, no pr0n, so no pr0n buddies.

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. No. I really wanna SHOCK the heck out of my family.

:bounce:

[imperialismispasse]

22. Good answer!

:D

[WCGreen]

24. No one would care....

[ucmike]

26. i went over to clean out my buddies stash

last time he had a cold. i figured he wasn't going to make it.

his wife was less than thrilled to find us wrestling over the contents of the top shelf of his closet.

some friend.

[imperialismispasse]

27. Ha ha ha ha!

I think your pulling my leg here.

[Midlodemocrat]

29. I'm more worried about my husband finding the American Express

bill and discovering how much I really charge. But, hell I'm dead.

W00T!!!!

[Lethe]

30. haha! There was a skit on The Man Show about this very thing

basically it was a skit about a service you could buy that, upon your death, would go to your house and get rid of any porn and basically clean up your whole house to make it look like a model citizen lived there.

my description wasnt that funny, but the skit was

:evilgrin: