I am suing Home Depot for being stuck to a glue covered toilet

[Zuni]

I just thought I would share that

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

1. Good luck!

did you hire an Evil Trial Lawyer (tm)

[Zuni]

6. actually, they solicited me

because they want to bankrupt an honest corporation to fill their evil coffers in order to elect democrats

[VelmaD]

2. How did you get unstuck?

And has the hair started growing back yet?

Enquiring minds want to know.

[Zuni]

4. lets just say I don't wanna hear ANY complaints about the pain

of a brazilian wax treatment :o

:scared:

[VelmaD]

5. Do you have any idea...

how expensive a brazillian waxing is? And you got one for free.

[Zuni]

7. well, it was *ahem* on the wrong side

if you know what I mean :D

[VelmaD]

9. You'll have to get the other side done now...

so you aren't mis-matched. :)

[Wapsie B]

3. Personally I woulda used the shoe polish trick myself.

;-)

[Zuni]

8. you mean using it like camo warpaint and terrorizing other

folks in the bathroom?

[Wapsie B]

10. That or finding shoe polish the same color as the toilet seats.

[underpants]

11. Cha.. .....CHING

[RedCloud]

12. just because you are the butt end of a joke?